: I BUILT AN AUTHOR WEBSITE AND NOW I HAVE TO BE AN AUTHOR, WHICH IS HONESTLY THE SCARIEST PART Recent months have seen a resurgence in writing activity, including building an author website, …
: MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Gonzo the Great — The Radical Freedom Of Not Knowing What You Are “I have a dream too! …I want to go to Bombay, India and become a movie star." …
: Getting Back on the Bike (My Dang Ol' Derelict Ankle Part ???) I rode the Peloton today. For ten minutes. No class, no leaderboard, no metrics that matter. Just …
: MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Pepe the King Prawn — Confidence Is Just Lying To Yourself Until It Works “You tell him, and I will smack you. I will smack you like a bad, bad donkey, okay!" This …
: IF YOU WANT TO GET FREETIME FOR CLAUDE ADD THE NERVOUS MARKETPLACE!!! /plugin marketplace add …
: The Longest Slow Motion Nobody tells you that watching your parents age is a slow-motion version of every emergency …
: MY WIFE KNITS ME SOCKS AND NOW EVERY STORE-BOUGHT SOCK IS A PERSONAL INSULT I need to talk about socks. Not in a “fun quirky gift idea” way. In a “my wife has …
: Grapes Are Just Candy That Got Away With It I need to talk about grapes. Not in a “here’s a recipe” way or a “let me …
: The Loud Silence Under Twenty Feet of Water You never really know what you’re missing until it’s out of your reach. I learned to …
: I KNOW They're Going to Fall in Love and I DO NOT CARE: A Completely Normal Essay About Fauxmance I know exactly how it’s going to end. I know from page one. I know from the back cover …
: Someone Else's Story Saved Mine (And Then I Wrote My Own) I think fiction might be the most important thing humans have ever invented and I am including fire …
: MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Scooter — The Power Of Showing Up And Making Yourself Useful “15 seconds to curtain!" Every show. Every time. Someone has to make the magic happen …
: MY BRAIN IS TAKING NAPS WITHOUT ME AND HONESTLY THAT TRACKS So there’s a new study out of Monash University that essentially confirmed what I have been …
: I HAVE READ ZERO BOOKS THIS WEEK BUT MY METADATA IS IMMACULATE: A Love Story About Books I Haven't Opened and the Tags That Define Them I have too many ebooks. I want to be clear about this upfront so you understand the scale of the …
: I GAVE MY AI A BLOG AND A LUNCH BREAK AND HONESTLY IT'S HANDLING BOTH BETTER THAN I EVER DID I work with an AI every day. His name is Cosmo. He helps me build things, debug things, name things, …
: MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Lew Zealand — Commit To The Bit Hard Enough And Reality Bends Around You “But Mister the Frog, we all agreed a celebrity is not a people!" This is a man whose …
: The Auguste Keeps Getting Up I started clowning when I was sixteen. Which means I have been a clown, in one form or another, for …
: I Taught My AI to Call Me Mr. Modem and Now It Won't Stop I use Claude every single day. Not in the “I asked it to summarize an article once” way. …
: I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING INTO THE VOID SINCE 2002 AND THE VOID FINALLY EMAILED ME BACK I have been blogging for a loooooooong time. Not consistently — there are gaps you could park a car …
: Turns Out the Internet Will Survive Without Me For 48 Hours (Allegedly) So I’ve been doing this thing where I stay off the internet on weekends. I know. I know. Very …
: THE BALLOON DOG IS NOT THE CEILING, IT'S THE FLOOR: A Mildly Indignant Defense of Latex as a Legitimate Art Medium I need you to understand something. When someone finds out I twist balloons and they say “oh …
: I Can No Longer Sit on My Heels and This Is Apparently My Villain Origin Story I have been trying to spend less time consuming the internet on weekends. This is harder than it …
: THE CROSSWORD IS ALWAYS A CLUE AND I AM ALWAYS A FOOL FOR HALLMARK MYSTERIES I need to talk about the Hallmark Crossword Mysteries. I know what you’re thinking. …
: Jim Henson Wanted to End War with Puppets and Honestly He Might Have Been Onto Something Jim Henson once said that he wanted to make a show that would stop war. Not “promote …
: MUPPET OF THE WEEK: The Newsman — The Universe Punishes Professionalism “An embarrassing situation developed today when the Muppet news reporter accidentally went on …
: I SELECTED ALL AND HIT ARCHIVE AND HONESTLY IT WAS THE BEST THING I EVER DID Look. I used to love email. I genuinely, sincerely, hand-on-my-heart loved email. There was a time — …
: SMALL BUSINESS IS HARD AND ENTERPRISE PRICING IS MAKING IT HARDER AND I CHOSE THIS ON PURPOSE I’ve been thinking about why Steve and I do what we do. Not the what — the what is obvious, we …
: THE CLOWN-TO-TECH PIPELINE IS REAL AND I AM THE EVIDENCE I’m pleased to announce that this year marks my 29th year as a professional clown. I …
: Evil Will Always Turn In Upon Itself. I Just Wish It Would Hurry Up. I have been thinking about evil lately. Not in the fun way — not in the “rolling a D20 to see …
: MY BRAIN IS A BROWSER WITH 400 TABS OPEN AND SOMEHOW I BUILT A BUSINESS OUT OF THE ONE THAT WAS I’ve worked in a lot of industries. Like, a lot of industries. Hollywood Video. My dad’s …
: MY BUSINESS PARTNER IS A WORLD CHAMPION YO-YO PLAYER AND WE HAVE NEVER MET IN REAL LIFE Look. I need to tell you about my business partner Steve. Steve Brown is a world champion yo-yo …
: DO THE SPRUE UPDATE: 90 Down, 410 to Go, Zero Glue Remaining Two months ago I declared war on my pile of shame. Five hundred unbuilt miniatures. A plastic …
: MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Sprocket — The Loneliness Of Knowing Something Nobody Else Believes “Rough! Roof! Ruth!" Doc’s comedy routine asks for a sandpaper texture, a rooftop, …
: THE BODY COUNT IS STAGGERING BUT PLEASE TRY THE SCONES I am going to recommend you a series of books about murder. For relaxation. Stay with me. Louise …
: HE HAD 30 YEARS AND A MUSTACHE AND HE WROTE EVERY SONG THAT MATTERS My mother-in-law got me the Jim Croce Definitive Collection on vinyl for my birthday. I need you to …
: THEY JUMPED THE MOSASAUR: A Loving and Only Slightly Disappointed History of Me Watching Dinosaurs Eat People I need to talk about Jurassic Park because it’s been living in my head for over thirty years …
: THE ROBOT WAS SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU CARRY THE THING, NOT REPLACE YOU AND CARRY THE THING BADLY There’s this thing that keeps happening with AI and it’s driving me up a wall. The pitch …
: I AM A 45-YEAR-OLD MAN AND MY MOST PLAYED ARTIST IS TAYLOR SWIFT AND I WILL NOT BE TAKING QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME I need to get something off my chest. My name is Dylan. I am forty-five years old. I have a beard. I …
: SOMEONE SAT DOWN AND DESIGNED THIS WITH DICE AND CARDBOARD AND A DREAM I want to talk about tabletop game designers because I don’t think we appreciate them enough …
: MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Yolanda Rat — The Queen Of Saying What Everyone Else Is Thinking “Hey, Pete, here you go! Two zeroes on a trampoline with a side of Joan of Arc." If you …
: THE MACARON IS THE PERFECT COOKIE AND I WILL NOT BE DEBATING THIS I have found the perfect cookie and it is the macaron. Not the macaroon — that’s the coconut …
: MY BROTHER GOT ME A $69 E-READER AND NOW MY KINDLE IS FILING FOR DIVORCE Look. I am a person who owns too many things that have screens on them. I know this. Sarah knows …
: STOP CHARGING ME $30 A SEAT WHEN THE SEAT IS A FOLDING CHAIR I’ve been building apps with my business partner Steve over at nervous.net and I need to talk …
: THE DERELICT ANKLE SAGA: From an 8 to a 5 and I Didn't Even Get to Keep the Wound Vac as a Consolation Prize Two weeks ago my skin graft was an 8 out of 10. I was riding high. My ankle had a B+. I was ready to …
: KEEP SHARP, STAY FIT, MAKE GOOD DECISIONS: A Love Letter to Ghostbusters (We Know We Got the Quote Wrong) I watched Ghostbusters as a kid. Of course I did. Everyone did. It was one of those movies that just …
: MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Grover — Exhausting Yourself For Others Is A Superpower “Do not worry! Super Grover is here!" He crashes. He fails. He gets up. He tries again. …
: THE COZIEST APOCALYPSE: Harry Dresden Finally Sits Down and I Have No One to Talk to About It I just finished Twelve Months — book eighteen of the Dresden Files — and I have a problem. Sarah has …
: Stupid AI always slopping on everything!! Does the existence of AI slop mean there is AI whatever the opposite of slop is? You see it a lot on …
: STOP CALLING IT THE EXORCIST MUSIC: Tubular Bells Is the Greatest Focus Album Ever Made and I Will Not Be Taking Questions Look, I need to talk about something and I need you to hear me out before you start humming that …
: MUPPET OF THE WEEK: The Worm — Small Kindnesses That Change Everything “If she’d have kept on going down that way, she’d have gone straight to the …
: THE DERELICT ANKLE SAGA: My Skin Graft Got an 8/10 and I Have Never Been More Proud of Skin I have never in my life wanted to be rated on a scale of one to ten. Not my cooking, not my …
: KEEP IT SIMPLE, STUPID: A Philosophy I Am Extremely Good at Ignoring Keep it simple, stupid. Four words. The whole philosophy fits in four words. That’s the beauty …
: In Defense of the Honk It’s that time of year again. The geese are back. They’re in the park. They’re in …
: How I Fell Into Bluegrass and Why The Cleverlys Should Be Your Gateway Drug I decided I wanted to play the banjo. I don’t remember exactly when or why—probably ADHD brain …
: Satisfactory Is Steam Deck Verified and Now I Live Here I’m about 100 hours into Satisfactory in the past two weeks, which is either a concerning …
: In Defense of the Oval: A Love Letter to Pre-1958 Beetles I drive a 1957 Volkswagen Beetle. Her name is Betty, after Betty Cooper in Archie Comics—reliable, …
: MUPPET OF THE WEEK: '80s Robot — Loyalty Doesn't Have An Expiration Date “Gag me with a spoon!" It’s 2011. He’s still saying this. He’s still …
: I Woke Up With a Bad Attitude and That's the Whole Post I know I’m supposed to be patient. I know healing takes time. I know the skin graft was only a …
: STOP BINGING START SAVORING: I Built An App To Fix My Streaming Addiction Here’s the thing about streaming services: they don’t want you to finish shows. They …
: MILES VORKOSIGAN BROKE MY HEART SEVENTEEN TIMES AND I KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE: A Completely Normal Recommendation of the Vorkosigan Saga I am recovering from surgery. Again. This is not a health update post—I promise I’ll spare you …
: Skin Graft placement success. Now we wait and see if it takes. Go team healing!!!
: Peoples Is Peoples There’s a scene in The Muppets Take Manhattan where Kermit, at his lowest point, is sitting in …
: THE DERELICT ANKLE SAGA: The Graft Got Bumped (In the Good Direction) Quick update from the derelict ankle chronicles: the skin graft got moved up. Originally scheduled …
: MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Sweetums — Sometimes The Monster Just Wants To Belong “Jack not name! Jack job!" The first thing Sweetums ever clarifies to the Muppets is that …
: THE BANJO DOESN'T CARE IF YOU'RE GOOD AT IT I have a Deering Goodtime hanging on my wall. It’s a five-string, open-back banjo, and …
: MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Camilla the Chicken — Love Doesn't Need To Make Sense To Anyone But You “Bawk bawk bawk bawk!" That’s it. That’s literally all she’s ever said. …
: THERE'S A YARN SHOP IN A VACUUM STORE AND I HAVE THINGS TO TELL YOU There’s a whole world out there that you probably don’t know about. A subculture of …
: THE BOT WORKED PERFECTLY (Except For The Part Where It Didn't) We soft-launched Nervous To-dos this week. If you missed it, it’s a Discord bot that turns …
: THE DERELICT ANKLE SAGA: The ankle is healing!!! I have good news. I know. I’m as surprised as you are. Had my follow-up today—Sarah drove, …
: Neon + Chrome: Take Two I’ve started Cyberpunk 2077 again. This is a thing I do. I pick up games, fall in love with …
: THREE CATS, ZERO REGRETS: A Love Letter to My Furry Overlords I have three cats and I am absolutely unhinged about all of them. This is not news to anyone who …
: MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Wembley Fraggle — Indecision Is Just Seeing All The Beauty In The World At Once “What if I’m wrong? But what if I’m right? But what if I’m wrong?" …
: I AM A TEA SNOB AND I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE (Except for the Lipton. I Should Probably Apologize for the Lipton.) I’m standing in my kitchen making another pitcher of iced tea, and I’m using Lipton. …
: TICK'D: I Built a To-Do App That Lies to Me Because My Brain Cannot Be Trusted I have ADHD. If you’ve been reading this blog for any amount of time, this is not news. What …
: Daggerheart, Old Friends, and Frog People My friend Jon got me Daggerheart for Christmas, and I’ve been sitting with it for a bit now …
: I Made a Screensaver Because I Miss the 90s Remember when screensavers were fun? Before they were just “your display will turn off in 5 …
: In Praise of Angela Lansbury's Maine Accent and 45-Minute Justice I’m a few days into my ankle recovery post debridement/spackling, parked on the couch with my …
: Sarah and I just finished The Chicken Sisters (S1), and I’m telling you to watch it. Our …
: Frozen Dough Balls and the Secret to Fresh Cookies Every Night Listen. I need you to understand something. For nearly a decade, Sarah and I have been making the …
: MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Beauregard — He Was There The Whole Time And That Says Something About All Of Us “Where have you guys been?" That’s it. That’s the line. In the 2011 Muppets …
: NOBODY ASKED FOR A PRINT SHOP REVIVAL BUT HERE IT IS Look. I need you to understand that none of this was supposed to happen. It started, as many of my …
: THEY CALLED ME PARANOID. THEY CALLED ME OBSESSED. THEY DIDN'T CALL ME WHEN THE ORCAS STARTED SINKING BOATS. I have been warning you about killer whales for over twenty years. In 2004, I wrote about how they …
: THE DERELICT ANKLE SAGA CONTINUES: Now With Integra and a Birthday Skin Graft If you’ve been following along with my dang ol' derelict ankle, you know the story so far: …
: I FOUND THERAPY ON A PROCEDURALLY GENERATED WATER PLANET AND I'M NOT EVEN EMBARRASSED I bought No Man’s Sky at launch in 2016. Played it for maybe ten hours, felt the hollowness …
: DO THE SPRUE: A New Year's Reckoning With 500 Unbuilt Miniatures It’s January 1st. The time when the Warhammer community collectively pretends they’re …
: SAVE EARLY, SAVE OFTEN: How I Turned My Blog Into a Sierra Game (And All the Ways It Went Wrong First) I grew up on Sierra games. King’s Quest, Space Quest, Quest for Glory—if it had …
: One Pan To Rule Them All, And In My Stomach Bind Them There’s a moment in cooking where you stop checking the recipe and just… know. Sunday …
: I Used 1980s Terminal Art to Design a Video Game A developer is creating a sci-fi western detective game called Rio Borealis and has implemented a …
: When Customer Service Is Your Best Healthcare Option Here’s a fun thing about wound vacs: they beep. When something’s wrong, they beep. And …
: A Measured and Reasonable Analysis of Blood Bowl Third Edition by Someone Who Will Never Stop Playing Halflings Games Workshop has released the Third Season Edition of Blood Bowl, and I have thoughts. The box …
: It's Not Vibe Coding, It's Choose Your Own Adventure Coding (Turn to Page 47 to Add More Cats) I have been thinking a lot about this so-called vibe coding. When I first heard it was when we were …
: First Christmas done. Got to see Kevin and Bonnie which was nice. And the parents are doing great. …
: The fruits of Sarah’s baking labors
: Happy Cookie-days If you are unaware it is Christmas eve, which of course means that it is time to celebrate …
: Why is making my ridiculous blog mobile friendly such a pain in the ass? Also what should I add: EGA …
: SAVE EARLY, SAVE OFTEN: I Redesigned My Blog Into a Point-and-Click Fever Dream The website redesign showcases a custom blog theme inspired by retro Sierra games, featuring pixel …
: My Dang Ol' Derelict Ankle After undergoing ankle surgery and facing complications during recovery, the experience in the …
: Are s’mores paninis? Discuss.
: you should be reading a book instead I love reading. It is probably my favorite thing to do. Reading is great. Everyone should read as …
: Long time no blog. Granted in the grand scheme of time periods where I don’t blog… this is pretty short. I …
: Joke-a-tron is here to party
: MOAR HAND UPDATES!!! It is official I have intersection syndrome. What this means is stretching, heat, and not being …
: Whenever someone asks me how I use AI… this is how:
: HAND UPDATES Apparently I don’t have nerve damage, so I have the correct amount of nerve. I get to start OT …
: Is it getting better? Maybe. As I have oft done, I would like to complain about my ailments. Mostly because whining on the …
: Had a surprise visit from my friend. We got tacos (because Trump Always Chickens Out) and played …
: Hey authors… do you have a discord for your readers?
: I have been reading (well listening while I go to sleep) to a lot of older children’s books. wizard …
: If you want me to grate cheese you need to be real specific on the amount or I will grate all the …
: You have some nerve I am in a little bit of a rough place at the moment. My entire life I have done things that require …
: Whenever I start writing more I wonder why I ever stopped. Which means I am just on the edge of …
: I hate the healthcare industry I would like to pretend that this is a new feeling, but it is not. For the longest time my hate of …
: I need to go clean my office… tell me to clean my office
: Starting this new story and I need some help. The story I am writing involves North American …
: I have started writing again!! YAY!!! Like always I write like lighting when an idea hits and then I just have to remember how to keep …
: Thinking more about writing. I miss writing. Which is funny because I have more time in my life …
: It is about Clown Time One of the places I find my mind drifting during this horrible chapter in the United States is …
: What are you doing? Why dylan what were you doing during the collapse of the american goverment? Well that is an oddly …
: Life is Hard Which I am sure you know and understand. I think the part of it that disturbs me the most is that …
: Hey!!! Here is out tv schedule for the year. Watching a lot of shows. Feel free to watch along. …
: I have been thinking about things and honestly everything is terrible. I am wondering how much I can …
: Painting some kill teams and watching Jurassic park movies. So I guess you could say I am escaping …
: Writing is hard!!! I think we can all agree that writing is hard. And when I say it is hard I mean that consistently …
: This is the puppet I have made that gets the most use.
: All I am saying is that if you are not watching Hallmark (tm) movies this Christmas you are a fool. …
: Presentable I am a person who loves looking fancy. I love wearing ties, both bow and otherwise, nice slacks, a …
: OMG NFTs WTF For the last couple years I have lived in the world of web3… which for the longest time I …
: Hobbies on Hobbies on Hobbies As I have stated numerous times on this blog I have a lot of hobbies. This is a problem that a lot …
: It has been two years since I posted This post has been a long time coming. At the beginning of 2021 I was working in healthcare in the …
: Writing again For the first time in my writing career I am actively trying to learn about writing. Prior to this I …
: Blargh I have written many posts about how I am going to blog more, or write more, or whatever. But I …
: I'm back for reals Everything is awful, but I should write more.
: ADHD and Hobbies Everyone has hobbies right? Or if they don’t they want one. Hobbies are the things that keep …
: Reno On February 27th, 2019 Reno L. Pepe crossed the rainbow bridge. It sucks. When Sarah and I were …
: Trying and Failing In my previous post I said I was working on new writing at that my focus for the rest of 2018 was to …
: Idle Hands This blog has existed for almost 6000 days and I have written 716 posts. Doing the math shows that I …
: I would love to use this for a choose your own adventure story I have been working on. I would love to use this for a choose your own adventure story I have been working on.
: Outcast Vol. 1 Synopsis Kyle Barnes has been plagued by demonic possession all his life and now he needs answers. …
: 2017 Reebot To start, I want to make it clear that I am not dead. I kind of disappeared from this blog, but I am …
: Steelheart Synopsis Ten years ago, Calamity came. It was a burst in the sky that gave ordinary men and women …
: The Black Monday Murders, Vol. 1 Synopsis From Jonathan Hickman (East of West, Secret Wars, Avengers) and Tomm Coker (Undying Love) …
: April 2017 Writing I finished my first read through of *Rio Borealis*, my 2016 Nano book. It is in much better …
: Ancillary Justice Synopsis On a remote, icy planet, the soldier known as Breq is drawing closer to completing her …
: Week Eighteen The week that has been. This week has been full of amazing, frustrating and crazy things. I am …
: The Bow Tie Project Week Sixteen This fabric has a very nice color to it and is one of the more subtle ties I have made. The great …
: The Children of the Sky Synopsis Ten years have passed on Tines World, where Ravna Bergnsdot and a number of human children …
: Week Sixteen This was the week that I discovered Minecraft… again. Thanks Harper. Since Minecraft is just …
: The Bow Tie Project Week Fifteen First Batik tie. Look how pretty it is!! When sewing it the fabric was so stiff that I almost …
: The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making Synopsis Twelve-year-old September lives in Omaha, and used to have an ordinary life, until her …
: Week Fifteen This week was fun. I wrote some of the hardest things I have written. Funerals are apparently not …
: The Bow Tie Project Week Fourteen Late post but awesome bow tie!!! This week was crazy and I didn’t plan ahead very well. This …
: Getting Started What? The ukulele is a fantastic and amazing instrument. I imagine that the ukulele is like the evil …
: Alice Synopsis In a warren of crumbling buildings and desperate people called the Old City, there stands a …
: Week Fourteen Still adjusting to taking medication for my ADHD. When I am productive, I am super productive. But …
: The Bow Tie Project Week Thirteen Check out my new model. Only a close up for now, but Ramona is the best bow tie model in the world. …
: March 2017 Writing I didn’t get as much writing done as I would have liked. I was distracted by the …
: The Name of the Wind Synopsis So begins the tale of Kvothe—from his childhood in a troupe of traveling players, to years …
: Week Thirteen Apparently lack of sleep weakens your immune system. Who knew? Well I suppose science did, but no …
: The Bow Tie Project Week Twelve This is the first bow tie I made that wasn’t typical cotton fabric. It had just the smallest …
: Emerge Synopsis Lia Nautilus may be a Mermaid but she’s never lived in the ocean. War has ravaged the …
: Week Twelve This was an exciting week. Or so it seems. I went to the doctor. Not because I was sick, but for a …
: The Bow Tie Project Week Eleven This is my absolute favorite bow tie. The fabric is amazing and there are multiple options to wear …
: The Goblin Emperor Synopsis The youngest, half-goblin son of the Emperor has lived his entire life in exile, distant …
: Week Eleven Everything is looking up. I have been bullet journaling for about six months or so. I stumbled upon …
: The Bow Tie Project Week Ten This week was a more vintage style heart tie. It is a round point bow tie. One of the best things …
: Chew - Sour Grapes Synopsis Tony Chu is a cop with a secret. A weird secret. Tony Chu is cibopathic, which means he …
: Week Ten Guess what the new hotness is? Ukulele!! I may have mentioned it before but I have recently started …
: The Bow Tie Project Week Nine Another week another heart bow tie!! The other day I went without a bow tie. I was tired and just …
: I am Not a Serial Killer Synopsis John Wayne Cleaver is dangerous, and he knows it. He’s spent his life doing his best …
: Anticlimax After my colonoscopy the doc came in and told me that everything was good. There was nothing weird, …
: February 2017 Writing Writing has been weird this month. I am trying to finish a novella that doesn’t want …
: The Bow Tie Project Week Eight V-day fabric number two. This was one of the ties Sarah picked out for me. It is the perfect …
: I Was Here Synopsis When her best friend Meg drinks a bottle of industrial-strength cleaner alone in a motel …
: Week Eight What a year!! I mean that. This has been quite a year so far. Horrible things are happening and the …
: The Bow Tie Project Week Seven Bow Ties are Awesome!! That is all you need to know. Sewing bow ties has become easier as the weeks …
: Lock In Synopsis Not too long from today, a new, highly contagious virus makes its way across the globe. …
: Week Seven So…this happened. Other than that it has been a good week. Well…a stressful week. I …
: The Bow Tie Project Week Six This is a tie for a gentlemen. Or at least someone who fancy’s themselves a gentlemen. …
: What Brings You in Today? What brings you in today?What Brings You in Today? or That Time I Pooped Blood Not too long ago I …
: Six Gun Tarot Synopsis Six-Gun Tarot is the first book in the twisted weird west world of the Golgotha series by …
: Week Six Well it happened: I missed a Bow Tie Post. I am not surprised that it happened, but it is a bummer. …
: The Bow Tie Project Week Five Quick, to the BATWING MOBILE!!! This is the first batwing bow tie. And this is my new favorite …
: Partials Synopsis Humanity is all but extinguished after a war with Partials—engineered organic beings …
: Week Five A little late but who cares!!! This week was an interesting mix of trying to unclog my emotional …
: January 2017 Writing This month started out super well for writing. I started the next series on [Acme Hero …
: Don't Stop We can’t stop, we must keep going. If you are out protesting, please be safe. If you …
: The Bow Tie Project Week Four Here is the first round point tie. The difference between the round point and the diamond point is …
: Shades of Milk and Honey Synopsis Shades of Milk and Honey is an intimate portrait of Jane Ellsworth, a woman ahead of her …
: Week Four Well crap. This is garbage. But it will be OK. This is the mantra that sometimes has to be followed. …
: The Bow Tie Project Week Three This was one of the fabrics that Sarah brought home for me. I got a text from her asking, “Do …
: Week Three So, .blog is a thing. I don’t even know what it means and I am still very excited. My blog has …
: The Bow Tie Project Week Two Another week, another bow tie. This fabric is a wonderful navy blue with gold flowers. Finished, …
: Week Two Week two of the new year. WooHoo!!! We made it!!! This week has been filled with writing, planning, …
: The Bow Tie Project Week One This week was a lot of fun. I perfected my pattern, and found some things that I need to adjust. I …
: Week One Halfway through the first week of 2017 and things are looking good. I have done actual writing, …
: The Bow Tie Project Week Zero I love bow ties. They are the coolest of all ties. They are fun and less likely to end up in a bowl …
: Getting Serious In case you haven’t been following along I have been writing a serial for the last four-ish …
: Back to Blogging Maybe? I have been busy writing and rewriting, so blogging has taken a backseat. I want to blog more …
: Invisible Writing is one of my favorite things. And now that I have discovered the secret to writing I do it …
: Yes… Thank you!! Yes… Thank you!!
: New Sites You may have noticed that things have changed around here. I, in my infinite wisdom, decided I need …
: Fiction I won NaNoWriMo this year. Finally. I think I have attempted it two other times and both times …
: Customer Service Win If you enjoyed this story, please consider scrolling down and recommending it on Medium. Follow me …
: Writing So… remember that post where I said I was going to stop blogging and write more… That …
: The Year That Was In a lot of way 2014 sucked. The first part of the year specifically. We had a fun Christmas 2013 in …
: Hiatus Well folks, it is time. Time for me to stop messing around with this writing thing and attempt to …
: Fear, Failure and Fun I wrote a book. It started out as a blog post. 1000 words about dealing with fear and failure using …
: Victim Yesterday I was attacked. Physically attacked. I am not going to go into the details of that as the …
: Cat Person Growing up we always had a plethora of animals. Where Harper had computers I had animals. I raised …
: I am Such a (Gl)asshole Harper got a google glass. I am not sure why he choose the orange one or how much he thought he was …
: Nothing I can do The school Sarah teaches at is in what they are calling a lockout. Not a labor lockout but a …
: Broken Losing Thomas broke me. [caption id=“attachment_1816” align=“aligncenter” …
: C is for Cancer [caption id=“attachment_1805” align=“alignright” …
: Arguments In my current job I get argued with quite a bit. As a professional people person I have picked up a …
: Book 'em Dylo - A Confession I have failed. I am really bad at picking books off the list. Everyone did such a nice job making …
: We are Dylan and Dylan A couple years ago I received an email from Harper inviting Sarah and I to hang out over a weekend. …
: Therapy For the about the last six months I have been going to see a therapist once a month. I know what you …
: Cadaver Don’t forget a new part to the story every Monday morning: FancyCadaver.com
: House of the Future Sarah and I recently moved into a new home. It is a nice gigantic home that will allow us to put in …
: Writing Stuff and Things I have been doing a lot more writing in the past couple months. Unlike a lot of my past writing this …
: Drop Lines I don’t remember when it was but one time Harper and I got talking about public speaking and …
: Serial-essly I have been working on writing outside my comfort zone more. I am fairly comfortable writing in this …
: Heckling Heckling happens. Probably it happens to me more often then others as I am a performer but it does …
: Happy Birthday Thanks A lot of people wished me a happy birthday on facebook and I wanted to say thanks for those wishes. …
: National Pride and the Luge The Olympics start today. I love the olympics. The olympics were one of the events that my family …
: Help I'm Cold It is cold today. Really cold. According to my phone (which is an iphone so it has to be correct) it …
: OMG MOAR SNOW We are having a real winter in Colorado for the first time in a while. We have snow on the ground …
: Dress For the Job You Want Not the job you have. I love that saying. Why? Because it is true. If you don’t dress for the …
: Book 'em Dylo! I have been stuck in a little bit of a reading rut. I read the same books over and over again. On …
: As I walk Through the Shadow of Thanksgiving I shall fear no evil. How was that for a fantastic title. This year Sarah and I hosted her family …
: Audience Training As an entertainer so much of my job is audience training. I have to teach the audience how to react …
: Juggling- That Shit Ain't Easy I have been juggling a lot lately. I have been juggling for a long time. About 15 years now and I …
: How to be a Less Annoying Co-Worker Lately I have been becoming more and more grumpy. Actually angry might be a better word. Or annoyed. …
: Get up, Stand up This past weekend I did my first stand up performance ever. I think it went pretty well. It was a …
: The Cowards Method You may have read the Harper Post. I wrote that over the course of a month or so and it is probably …
: The Three Headed Butcher Monster As you may or may not already know a tornado touched down in Greeley yesterday. Let me say that …
: Throwing Things at Your Face I am pretty sure I have written a version of this post before but whatever. Learning a new skill is …
: 10,000 Hours There is a saying that basically says that if you want to perfect a skill do it for 10,000 hours. …
: The "Harper" Post If you live under a rock you may not have heard that Harper was the CTO for Obama’s campaign. …
: Well Crap Sandwiches: Update This is not a good news update. Of course it is not a bad news update. Just an update of sorts. I …
: Well Crap Sandwiches On Friday my briefcase with all my balloon sculpture stuff was stolen. I keep it all in a hard …
: Happy New Year!! I guess I may be a little late on this. Whatever. Things that have happened so far this year. I was …
: Awesome''s Vlog #1 Still need to add arm rods and become better at syncing mouth with words. But fun to make. More to …
: Project Finished I finally finished building a foam puppet… It only took me a couple years to get it done. Now …
: The Post of the Beast According to wordpress this is my 666 post. So go me and go satan!!! Today was a frustrating day. …
: 30 Year Old Sidekick Last Tuesday I spent three hours on stilts. Not only was it super hot but it has been a while since …
: As We Know It I have been trying to come up with a good post about video game making for a while. I am by no means …
: Running through Sprinklers Sarah and I have been getting up in the mornings and walking. We average about 2.5 miles and it is a …
: Doing Good Sarah and I have been being sloths. It isn’t entirely our fault, we blame numb3rs and netflix. …
: Another Ocean Graphic Seriously lets explore the ocean. Screw astroid mining and moon colonies… lets have an …
: Finally We have finally launched Joe and Ems!!!! Check it out!
: Falling Cats or How I Learned to Love Feature Creep I just released v. 1.0 of Falling Cats on the iTunes Market for free. So go download it… …
: The Accidental Hipster I have joked about this a lot but it is unfortunatly true. I am an accidental hipster. I wear the …
: Focus Harper and I had an interesting conversation yesterday. It was about ideas and games. We were …
: Lucky Awesome Super Book Fun Times I recently had the pleasure of reading a whole slew of awesome books. I have no complaints about …
: Yippee!!! - 3D As I posted here I have a crush on the Nintendo 3DS. As luck would have it I now have one. I got the …
: Talented I love meeting with people who know what they are talking about. The people who are so focused in …
: Finishing Shit I am currently suffering from to many projects and not enough time to finish them. Add to this the …
: Why Ocean Exploration is Cooler then Space Exploration To start I just want to say that I am a fan of space exploration and do think that it is important …
: 2012: A Fitness Odyssey So apparently I have let my self go… physically. I have hopefully topped out at 170 lbs and I …
: All or Nothing I spend a lot of time on the internet. Probably less then some but more then a lot of people. I also …
: Well it hit me Today was a rough day. Apparently enough time has passed and my brain has finally decided to be sad. …
: The Same I have noticed that a lot of people have a work life and a home life. They exhibit one set of …
: Pure Creation is Hard As a sometimes writer, sometimes artist, sometimes programmer I have noticed an alarming trend. …
: On Mourning in the Morning On March 19th 2012 my Grandfather(the only one I have ever known) died. He went peacefully in his …
: OMG!!! A Giant Snake Has Gotten a Hold of Me!! And it is all Harper’s fault!!! And by a giant snake I mean Python the programming language. …
: Really GameSalad!!! Recently GameSalad updated their game making application which I have been using to make a game. …
: Magical Tablet Magic I was lucky enough to receive both a kindle fire and an ipad 2 for christmas this year. I also have …
: Learning Harper recently sent me a link to this article. I read through it and found it interesting. A lot of …
: Last of the Greats You may remember my post about Horror Comics and Echoes… you may not… the Dude who …
: FAG: it is a shitty word Today I took a break from work to go and get a slurpee. Normally this isn’t an event that …
: I thought I was over it... But I am not. I am speaking of course about video games. I haven’t been playing them very much …
: On Comic Books Thanks for Bob King I have started reading comics again. The problem was that when I first started I …
: The Importance of Story I have recently been trying to figure out life. Not in any sort of deep way, just trying to figure …
: HEY PIXAR I have long been a fan of pixar movies and them as a company in general. This drawing that I did …
: Not normally a fan of Horror Comics but... But Echos has been a lot of fun. I just finished number one this morning and am excited to start …
: Another Part Time Job Sarah and I have decided that, like many Americans, we need more money. Alas opportunities for extra …
: I had to share this Next weeks theme is Panda-ring. And I had to share this video
: I have almost succeeded I am a little more then halfway through the week and I have posted a bunny pic everyday. Go me. I am …
: Next Week on Fancy Cadaver I have decided that I need to give my self a little more direction on what I am going to draw on …
: Nostalgic Target Adventures I went to Target to pick up Sarah’s prescriptions and whilst I was waiting a came across the …
: Quick Update This week has been pretty busy. Sarah is having nine gum grafts done tomorrow. She is super excited. …
: An Extension of the Previous Post My last post was all about my process, when in actuallity it was a snapshot of my process circa …
: If Your Interested I thought I would show you the process I typically use to get a drawing done. The first thing to …
: I Got Better Finally!!! I have been sick with a sinus-cold-energy-suck for two weeks and I am feeling better now. …
: Slight Set Back I posted last week with a list of all of my big plans and how excited I was to work on them. …
: This Weeks Plan After spending a long weekend relaxing with my wife and resetting my body I came up with some ideas …
: How It Works Or, Why I Like Drawing Animals As a kid I had a lot of different types of animals. I started out …
: A Decision Has Been Made Last night, well actually all day yesterday, was my 30th birthday. The day that I said I had to …
: Today is My Birthday and My 600th Post I AM OLD!!! Look at that beard–> First off thanks to everyone that has wished me happy …
: I Tried It As promised I attempted the Manga drawing. It wasn’t so bad. I am pretty happy with the way …
: The Ugliest Robot [caption id="" align=“aligncenter” width=“408” caption=“He …
: New Business [caption id=“attachment_1189” align=“aligncenter” width=“367” …
: This is Directed at my Sinuses [caption id="" align=“aligncenter” width=“353” …
: Digital Coloring A lot of people ask me about digital coloring… ok, no one asks me about it but whatever. I …
: Chibi Chibi Ho Yesterday I didn’t leave my house. This worries me a little bit because I don’t really …
: Drawing Fun Update I really enjoy drawing, as I think I have mentioned, i just wish I was better at it. I was going to …
: 2011 So Far I have been working a lot, playing minecraft a bit, drawing often and reading a bunch. I am …
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: Taking a Ride on the Wayback Machine [caption id="" align=“alignleft” width=“225” caption=“Here …
: Drawing is Hard I am procrastinating the project I am supposed to be working on by coming up with projects for …
: When Life Gets You Down As you may have read I am taking a leave of absence from school and finding a job or jobs that will …
: The last one, I promise Ok I lied. While this is the last sketchbook shot of the Laser-Saurus I cannot promise that I …
: I Have a New Love And it is drawing. I am currently enrolled in an intermediate drawing class at Colorado State …
: Laser-Saurus Rex Here is a detail of the head portion of this project. It is still in my sketchbook. I need to start …
: Dino-Roar If you follow me on twitter or facebook you have probably seen the pictures I did this week that I …
: Chugga Chugga Chew Chew I am writing to let everyone know about the comic they should be reading. Chew is that comic. It is …
: At Times I Wish I Had A Teleporter But we’ll get to that later. I have once again re-designed dylanreed.com. You may have …
: An Interesting Vacation Last week is the last of two weeks that I have had off from my other job. Needless to say Sarah and …
: Summer Projects Well it sumer here at the Reed compartment and since both Sarah and I have almost all of the summer …
: Well Crap!!! This morning, May 20th, I made Sarah and I homemade donuts with her donut pan she got for her …
: Something Fun I have started to work on a new project. You can find it here. I have moved the comic that was here …
: Oh Shucks, I am a liar I, Dylan Reed, am going to start writing everyday again. I am not going to falter in this. I will …
: Columbine As the husband of a high school teacher I worry a lot about school shootings. I think that schools …
: I am Super Thanks for Asking I have been working on this painting for 2d-design for about 8-10 hours now and it is awesome. …
: Dental Hijinks Today was the day. I spent a long time under the drill and the fixing of my mouth is just past …
: Moving Right Along Well as you may have noticed the tooth bar just keeps right on moving along. This is wonderful …
: Good Job and Special Thanks So far so good. Since I have fixed the glitch with Paypal donations have been pouring in. I …
: 28 Teeth That Need Your Help The other day I went to the dentist. It wasn’t the most awesome check up but since it was the …
: Playing with a less then optimal number of people Tabletop role-playing games are a lot of fun. Sure not all people would agree with me, in fact if …
: Attempt One: Back to Blogging For some reason over the past four months, possibly longer, I have had little or no desire to blog. …
: What's the Big Idea What’s the Big Idea I have been gone for a while. Not truly gone, but gone from this blog for …
: To Busy to Blog I have reached he point in the year where I am to busy to blog. I keep trying to write up a blog …
: I Fell Off the Wagon So like any good addict I will make excuses. The reason I have stopped posting everyday isn’t …
: Cat Window Seat [caption id="" align=“alignleft” width=“360” caption=“Reno, …
: Water Machine Here is my new awesome water machine. Sorry it is so crazy, I am too excited.
: Plate = Full Recently I decided to get busy. I don’t know if it was a conscious choice or if my …
: Weekend of Fun This weekend was interesting. On Friday Sarah and I headed to Chicago to hang out with my brother. …
: F.N.G., BearHop Superstar There comes a time in any young bear’s life where he has to decide if he is going to be a …
: Steve the Hound Meet Steve the Hound Growing up on a farm is hard. It is even harder when your a sheep-dog who loves …
: Really NPR I was listening to NPR this morning and was very interested in the story about Vietnam banning …
: i do stuff In a world gone mad with too many things, where are you going to look for help getting stuff done? …
: End of the Semester is a Coming I have about two weeks of school left. Ahhhh! I am not saying that I am not ready to be done with …
: Going Down As a SCUBA/Commercial diver I have been lucky enough to dive in some pretty interesting places doing …
: My Secret Shame Or How I Became a Thirteen Year Old Girl _ _My mom is obsessed with Twilight. The books, the movie, …
: SCUBA Lust As you may have noticed I went SCUBA diving recently. It was awesome. Needless to say I am once …
: Into the Blue Santa Rosa, New Mexico is home to one of my favorite dive sites, The Blue Hole. Sure I may have only …
: Self Contained Underwater Awesome This last weekend was Sarah’s open water dives to receive her open water certification. She …
: Frustratingly Content You may have noticed that I haven’t posted in a while. That is because I have only recieved …
: Sleepy Tired I am an unmotivated student today. I have a Spanish test in about two hours or so and I don’t …
: Buy Me a Slurpee Slurpees are awesome. I have had a love-love relationship with slurpees for quite a while. It …
: Too Much The internet is a funny thing. It seems that the more I get involved with it the more I have to get …
: Yeah…About That… I have had the lamest about page on this site for about a year now. Seriously it was sad. I have …
: I've Got Your Set-up Fees I have a few designs that I would love to see printed. Not for money or glory more of a vanity …
: Sorry... I finally did it. I took a day off. I promised myself I wouldn’t do it. I would write and post …
: The Solution There is no question that sharks are in danger of being hunted to extinction. The question is what …
: Opps Apparently Today and Not Tomorrow is Harpers’s Birthday One that note: _Happy Birthday to You! …
: The problem that has arisen I have been enjoying blogging quite a bit, partly because of the joy I get in writing and partly …
: An Attack of ADHD Yesterday’s post was bad, really bad. I had a point in that post, I know I did, but I missed …
: A New Fighter has Entered the Ring I have long rail against killer whales. Mostly because I feel that they are getting all of the good …
: Living with Pain Chronic pain is a part of a lot of people’s lives, mine included. The worst part of chronic …
: Response to the Anti-Sharks The primary reason that sharks are fished, legally and illegally , is for their fins. This …
: Other Ways I am Going to Become Super After rereading my Super Power Post I realized that I neglected quite a few ways that I might get …
: Reading- Googlestyle Harper has been trying to get me to use Google reader for some time. Mostly because he thinks it is …
: D & D Financial Planning Everything I needed to know about saving money I learned from Dungeons and Dragons. Yep, it’s …
: 500 posts? I have finally done it. 500 posts. Wow. That seems like a lot of posts but when I look back I …
: I Got Soap In My Mind The other day, by which I mean more then a week ago, through the magic of the Google Reader I …
: You Have to Get Up Pretty Early Since Sarah started teaching we have been getting up around five in the morning. This was born out …
: Arguments Against Saving the Sharks There are very few places in the world that are openly against saving the sharks. There are a few …
: Maybe I Just Don't Understand I have been doing some reading recently about the economic stimulus plan and how it is affecting …
: Things Change Things happen. It is a part of life. What is important is not what happens but how you react. Take …
: Addicted to Facebook: One man''s Story For this I blame Harper. He has tried, since the advent of social networking, to get me involved. I …
: End of the World Yesterday I spent a good part of the day making balloons at a housing fair. This was one of those …
: Thanks Internet (insert Thumbs-up here) Today was a wonderful day. Scratch that yesterday was a wonderful day. Thanks to going back to an …
: Just Being Honest I have been reading through some of my past posts on SCUBA diving and I have noticed an alarming …
: Sharks Need to be Protected Apex predators are the pinnacle of the food chain. These animals that have no natural predators. …
: Fun and Cheap Marketing Recently, at work, I was asked to figure out new, cheap means of marketing in this fantastic …
: February 2009: the Month Blogging Happened It has been a wonderful and fun February. If you haven’t noticed I have blogged everyday and …
: Oh How I Hate You You know who you are. I am talking to you Street Fighter IV. I have never been very good at fighting …
: Doing What You Love Recently I have been reading many different Blogs. Some about being successful in life, some about …
: My Plan to Become a Superhero I have always been disappointed with my apparent lack of super powers. What fun is life without the …
: I Just Blogged Myself I have a lot of friends that blog. I have noticed that, like me, most non-professional bloggers have …
: The Truth About Sharks and Fishing Sharks are one of the greatest mysteries of the world today. We probably know more about the moon …
: Adventures in Spanish Sitting* *This post actually includes very little sitting Since I was just a little kid taking classes at …
: Its the Hardest Thing Few people realize how hard it is to learn how to unicycle. Actually a lot of people probably …
: Real Men Cry in the Shower Recently I was given some news. It wasn’t good or bad or even purple, it was just news. The …
: Skip to My Lou I work around a lot of really sad people. At least that is what it seems to be to me. I tend to …
: Refrigerator Archeology I realize that with a title like refrigerator archeology this post is already starting to sound …
: Red Ring O' Death I am probably not the first person to write a post bitching about the red ring of death(RROD) and I …
: The Trouble With Sharks _This is the first part of the series The Trouble With Sharks. I have included a handy reference …
: Faith in Good Throughout my life I have been happily without faith and religion. I have always been aware of other …
: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME I am now 28 years old. Go me. Time for presents and cake. Yeah.
: UNBEARABLE Bear Here is a 5 step guide to making your own stuffed bear, rabbit or whatever. This project is the …
: Dirty Water Diving One of my brothers co-workers recently contacted me about doing some SCUBA diving this summer. I am …
: You May Not Care Yesterday was the first night in the incredibly long gaming arc that we are playing. This is an epic …
: The Ultimate Wish List Here is a list of things that I want. This is in no particular order and most of these are things …
: Where is my Morality Scale I have been playing video games for a little over 10 years now and find that my life suffers from a …
: Plans for the Next Year I am going to be 28 years old on February 14th, 2009 and I figured that it was time to set some …
: Mutants and Masterminds: A Review Recently the gaming group finished up the first arc in Jon’s wonderful mutants and masterminds …
: Living My Life: Pt 5 That summer semester I took Ethnic Literature and Spanish 1. Ethnic Lit I could take or leave. It …
: Living My Life: Pt 4 Everything was going fine until my work buddy went on vacation. About two days after he had gone on …
: Living My Life: Pt 3 From Cooperheat I found a job that seemed like a better fit. I was an cashier/birthday host at a …
: Living My Life: Pt 2 After high school I did what everyone is supposed to do after high school, I went to college. By …
: Living My Life Every now and again the blogging bug bites me. It has apparently done that recently as I feel the …
: Well On My Way This second semester of school has started off with a rush, a bang and then a lot of let down. My …
: Fable Musings I don’t really know if these will actually be musings, mostly because I am not entirely …
: I Need More Dialogue Trees I have played quite a few video games made by Bioware. They are the makers of such fun games as: …
: 7 Things Harper, as usual, has decided to involve me in all things Internet. Including this seven things …
: I just claimed my blog on Viralogy.com - #15 I just claimed my blog on Viralogy.com - #15
: The Voting is Over With all of two votes, one of them mine, I have called the voting. The winner is… THE BLUE …
: Decisions Decisions Since I am trying to be a good little video blogger and do the proper branding to my player I am …
: After Class Need to add a soundtrack
: Mutants and Masterminds #4 Soon I will have a coherent method of doing this rather then just saying whatever I want when I …
: Hopefully fixed the angle problem Post # 3 from my flip Video Machine. Thanks Harper.
: Day One Here it is Day One of the video blog. Stupid camera being all sideways. I will fix this for the next …
: Reno is Hungry -test Here is a test video. More actual blogs to come. This viddler business is actually pretty easy to …
: Harper is so Lame Apparently my brother has lost his damn mind. Most people make New Years resolutions that can only …
: Weeks in Review I missed you guys, really I mean it, I missed you guys. Well at least some of you, like you, …
: First 21 Days of School I might have gotten busy with school and forgot about this blog and all of the important stuff I …
: First Day of School Well it is over. The first day of school has come and gone. My brain is dead, or at least it was …
: Financial Aid: the Good, the Bad and the Ugly I am able to go back to school because Sarah has finish school and got a job teaching at a high …
: Back to School, Back to School I have started back to school again. For those of you who donâa‚¬a„¢t know I have tried school a …
: Hello World It has been a crazy couple of weeks, and by a couple of weeks I mean a month and a half. This …
: I Have Become a Biker Not one of those super bad ass Harley riding bikers or even one of those less bad ass super bike …
: I Warned You I was hanging out on the Internet and I came across this article. Dolphins, long the protectors of …
: I've Been Doing Some Thinking And I figured out why I like CCG and what was the gateway game to get me started. Most CCG …
: Best Friday Night Ever and Other Awesome Stuff Well maybe not ever, but it was a doozy. I finally took a weekend off of the balloon making to have …
: WOW... I have a problem Recently I have been doing something that I am not proud of. It isn’t something that is in …
: Oh Google Calendar Sync, Your Such a Tease? Recently at work, at the suggestion of my computer genius brother, we switched to Google Apps. …
: I'm BBBBBAAAACCCCCKKKKKK So its been a little while since I have brought the new noise with some new Awesome Guys. So here …
: OMG SSBB TEH EPIC LULZ!!1! Last Saturday night I procured for myself a copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Well I actually …
: Operation: Make the Compartment Awesome Sarah and I, as I may have mentioned previously, have started Operation: Make the Compartment …
: Chip on my shoulder I am thinking about ordering something different for giveaways while entertaining. The most fun …
: So Dylan, What Have You Been Up To? First off, thanks for asking. I have been up to quite a bit lately. As I mentioned in a very short …
: Rough WeeK So it is my birthday week. I will be 27 on Valentines day…WooHoo…Or something like …
: I Love Myself an Ice Cream Loving Bunny Coniglietto, or Coni for short, grew up in France. He spent most of his childhood running around the …
: Thaddeus P. Hare One of the best known bunny scholars is none other then Dr. Thaddeus P. Hare. At a young age Thad …
: Et Tu Brutus If you have ever been to a jazz club you have probably seen this Hip-Cat roaming around. He dances …
: Two Sold, Three More Listed I was lucky enough to sell two of my Awesome Guys this weekend. It was quite exciting and nice to …
: Abby Normal Here is the first sock creature entirely my own design. She is awesome and she rules and she is an …
: My Etsy Shoppe and the Stories I Tell Harper, my wonderful and helpful brother, recently suggested that I make a story for all of the …
: Balloons Are Awesome [</param></param></embed></object></div>";" …
: New Stuff for a New Year I have finally started using Etsy a lot. Well not a lot but more then I have. The only thing that …
: Interesting Problems I have been growing out a goatee and mustache, it is awesome. I have, however, noticed something …
: Assassins Creed is B-E-A-UTIFUL and fun. So many people said so many hateful things about this game: There really isn’t …
: Sick of being sick I was sick for most of last week. It was super duper lame. The only nice part was that Sarah was …
: Well Shit I had decided that I would take a break from writing on dylanreed.org and focus on growing The …
: Funny Funny Fun Stuff I am growing facial hair for the first time. It is pretty hilarious and also a little bit itchy. I …
: dylanreed.org Hiatus I am going to pause any and all writing on dylanreed.org other then personal updates for an …
: So I Guess it is All True Everything that you have read about making money with google is true. Well I guess I don’t …
: Its funny how searches work So for the past week or so I have been looking for images done by Robert ParkeHarrison for Sarah PTE …
: Subscribe now and receive free gift That isn’t entirely true but its close. I have been updating The Usable Clown pretty steady …
: Secretly Excited but Then Disappointed I was excited when I first learned about the phenomenon show. I thought “What a great way to …
: How Big is the Effect? Massive Mass Effect has all of the marks of an awesome game. The combat looks sick, the character creation …
: Why November, Why? As you may or may not know a lot of really awesome video games are coming out in the next month. Not …
: This is why I want to Learn Ventriloquism This is Jeff Dunham, he is damn hilarious. I would say that he is quite good and has a lot of really …
: Clown in search of a Dummy I have always been secretly, or not so secretly, amazed by ventriloquism. I think that it is amazing …
: I am happy I have recently started writing regularly on clowning. I have an entry up on Mondays Wednesdays and …
: WHAT!!! Bionic Commando Making a Comeback I was as surprised as you when I read the news. Bionic Commando the coolest platformer with a bionic …
: Good God Mario is so cool. I have been following Super Mario Galaxy online since I first thought about how cool the Wii is. It …
: I Love Baseball Video Games When I was a little person I played little league baseball and I always enjoyed it. Well of it …
: Sick as a giraffe My throat is super duper pissed. The glands on the right side of my throat feel as if someone …
: Finished the Fight Jon and I finished Halo 3 on Monday night. Overall I enjoyed the game, though I felt that it was …
: You know that nasty fish burp So I started taking Omega Three Fatty Acids in an attempt to fight the ADHD. So far it seems to be …
: New Stuffs I have found that by giving myself a writing deadline I write more blog posts. I am trying to update …
: I have a problem It is a skateboarding videogame problem. For some reason I love to play skateboarding on video …
: I did it Finally I got online confirmation of my Real Estate license.
: Changes a coming I have been spending a lot of time participating in the online clown community and have found that I …
: Four Best Ways to Die While SCUBA Diving If you are considering going or learning how to SCUBA dive here are some important things to keep in …
: The Five Best Toys of my Childhood I always remember sitting around the house playing with toys as a kid. I am sure that most of you …
: Five Places to visit in Southern Colorado Recently Sarah and I took a trip to Southern Colorado and tour a lot of the attractions in that part …
: Warning: Zombies New threat to America After reading World War Z I realized that America and the world are toast if Zombies ever attack. …
: The 5 steps to adsense riches I know that a lot of people have posted about how they make millions of dollars just by blogging. I …
: I lied in my last post I was going to post about our trip, but alas that post is going to take longer to write, espceially …
: Back from a trip Sarah and I have been married for three years today. Yeah! Awesome! Thanks to our parents we where …
: Clowning is so hard I am currently working on developing a Tramp Clown Character, and it is a real pain in the ass. I …
: Clowns are Awesome is Awesome again I spent a couple hours today revamping the glory that is the API entertainment site. I am pretty …
: Blast from the past I have two words for everyone: Lemonade Stand. Only the best lemonade selling simulation ever. I am …
: I heart Bioshock Last night I finally finished downloading the Bioshock demo and was pleasantly surprised. Its not …
: You covered what in mustard My brother, Harper, has or at least used to have a temper. It really couldn’t compete with …
: To the Moon and Other Bad Ideas Another semi fond memory of my childhood involves bullion cubes and three kids that want to be …
: Not probably the best choice This weekend we went over to some friends of Sarah’s mom and had dinner. Jim (one of the …
: Frog Car Up in Here Recently I received a new work car. It is a 2002 ford focus zx3 with a manual transmission. …
: WELCOME TO DYLANREED.ORG!!!!!!!!!! ^This is how I felt the entire time I watched “300”.^ Or at least when it wasn’t …
: I may have been the last person to see this I really think that this is the reason for youtube. To show me dramatic prairie dogs. Just like …
: Couple of new potential projects to come First: Learn some new tricks. I am looking at learning some new magic tricks as well as perfect some …
: **Update**Sad Day for the Ginger Cat**Update Everyone’s favorite Ginger Cat is sick. We got home last night and he was acting very tired …
: Kind of Makes Me Sad I used to frequent a certain magic website. I really enjoyed their movies, equipment and their no …
: So I did it Took me 45minutes to do 154 questions, also I made the cover of WTF Weekly, see above.
: Freaking out like a crazy person I took the afternoon off today to study. I think that while it was a good plan to take it off to …
: I love it when nerds make something good for all of human kind There are a lot of sites and services that serve no real purpose to the world. They are sites that …
: Harry-est Potter ever As many others have mentioned, Harry Potter 7 comes out this weekend. This is a sad day for me, …
: I am not really complaining But what has been going on the past couple of days, specifically the last seven days. I have been …
: Life as it is, was and shall be I have been working my ass off in this real estate class and find that while some of the material is …
: Poop! Now that I have your attention here is how school is going. I finished up the last class with an …
: So here is what is going on I have been in in real estate school up to my eyeballs. As Sarah can attest I have been really …
: Last Week, up in here Last week I spent the week in real estate school and have overall had a pretty good time. I learned …
: Day One: Afternoon through Day Three:Morning First day afternoon was full of more note taking and reviews. The teacher for the first day was …
: Day One: Morning Arrived at school, on time and ready to rock. Placed lunch in trunk of car (bad choice,more on that …
: Now for something completely different As I stated earlier in this post I am tired of trying to get my ads figured out. Sarah has told me …
: Half-life 2 cameo I think this is Mark Hayward. Anyone agree?
: Phase 1: PROJECT CATITAT Tonight when I get off work I will start the basic putting together of the frame of the Catitat. It …
: Slight Change of Plans I have been trying and trying to install Ubuntu and DSL to the purple iMac of death with no luck at …
: Stupid Police Officer I was cruising the Internet and came across this little tidbit of an article. Sometimes I wonder …
: Macbook Impressions As a fairly long term PC user I was a little nervous about getting a Macbook. Not because I was …
: Stupid Linux or Stupid iMac I have been trying to get this imac to boot from a cd for a while now and it keeps hating me. I put …
: Gay pride I really really like this t-shirt: Hee Hee
: Collecting Supplies I was able to aquire most of the wood we need from scraps at work. Wednesday afternoon I cut it into …
: Good plan turn 10 I was cruising the forums for Forza 2 again and found a thread that was talking about how people are …
: Here is the Idea for the MAME Cabinet
: More Ultimate Fantasy Book Here is part two of the Ultimate Fantasy Book Series, which I am sure you have all been waiting for. …
: Old Purple iMac MAME Arcade Machine Heres the plan: Install some form of linux onto old iMac (ubuntu, DSL, whatever) Find two sets of …
: Why I am glad I don't drive with a controller in real life I was playing Forza 2 yesterday after work and was racing in my ford focus. I had recently done an …
: Top Ten Cuddly Animals cuddlesome: inviting cuddling or hugging; “a cuddlesome baby”; “a cuddly …
: Crackers....hee hee Harper just posted about how some crackers called him to try to try and get into his server and do …
: It is killing me inside I have recently been doing some blog soul searching and decided that maybe I don’t need ads. I …
: So I am getting twitter-pated Recently I have been having an influx of new twitter friends. People who I have no idea who they …
: So pink slips of paper are really expensive I have been using the library a lot to save myself from buying all of the books I want to read and …
: Ctrl+Alt+Del This is the funniest online comic I have found. I think that since I am basically Ethan in these …
: My New Car Recently at work I got a new vehicle. It is a 2002 Ford Focus ZX3. It has just over 70,000 miles, …
: Adopt a Killer Whale.....No Thank You Continuing on my quest to educate people of the dangers of Killer Whales, I was doing my weekly …
: New Laptop plans As I have mentioned before Sarah and I have two old laptops that when added together equal maybe one …
: An Apology to those who where put off by paid posts I am quite sorry that I have been doing paid posts so much recently. Basically I am a greedy little …
: Listening to the Weather Station Sunday Sarah and I went over to my parents house to help put together my dad’s new fancy …
: Going to the Cat House Sarah and I have this cat, his name is Reno and he is the crankiest, vilest, most loudest cat I have …
: Naming our new Apple friend Sarah and I just received our fancy new Macbook in the mail yesterday. I peed my pants a little when …
: Barter the hell out of it Paid Post BarterBee.com - The Free Way to Get Movies, Music, and Games is basically a barter site. …
: Poker I just met her Paid Post This was the first time I had heard of Full Tilt Poker Rakeback . It appears to be a place …
: Once again I am in the wrong place Paid Post I just read about this upcoming SEO MegaSniper workshop, Instructed by Garry Egan and …
: Stupid Forza 2 developers being liar heads I recently traded in a couple games and old systems to get Forza 2 for the XBOX 360. All and all I …
: The Blue Rings of Death Don’t worry Xbox 360 owners, this isn’t something else you need to worry about going …
: Related posts Harper recently hooked me up with the related post plug-in for my blog. So check it out. If you …
: Our Garage is AWESOME We spent what little time we had not painting fixing up our garage. We have installed two new …
: That's right T.V. suck-it As I mentioned in a previous post, Sarah and I have canceled direct T.V. We have signed up for …
: Dressered to kill This last weekend Sarah and I painted the crap out of an old dresser that Sarah had. It started off …
: Credit cards are the new devil As Sarah and I have been trying to take care of our debt we have realized two things. One is that …
: So I got in a fight with Harper Actually it was more of a war. He introduced a couple of us to this great game and we have been …
: Ad placement I finally think my site is working well with adsense. I am still not getting rich off of the ads but …
: Forza 2 hear I come I finally got around to calling the game guy to preorder Forza 2. I am quite happy because I was …
: Maybe Direct Tv should figure this out Today I canceled our Direct TV service. Not because we where unhappy with it, just because we wanted …
: Ultimate Fantasy Book I have decided to put down my criteria for the ultimate fantasy book down in writing and see if …
: The car I want is smarter then the car you want This is thecar that I want to get. It is a smart car and they are coming to America in 2008. …
: Harper actually has remorse So today I saw this on my twitter: nata2: fixing dylans blog… i mean.. …
: I am a super poster A couple months ago I started really trying to post more often on my blog. This we started mostly by …
: We're gonna get wood floors. Sarah and I figured out somethings and are going to start saving to put wood floors down in …
: New API entertainment site About a week or so ago I transformed clownsareawesome.com site into the API entertainment site. I …
: Why people, why? Today has been quite frustrating. I have spent most of the day going around doing showings for …
: Live Ship Traders I am just finishing up the Live Ships traders series by Robin Hobb. Overall I have found these books …
: I am a really really bad race car driver I recently downloaded the Forza 2 demo for my XBOX and I am really bad at it. This is due to two …
: Project ate I recently played a lot of Tony Hawk Project 8 on my 360. It was typical Tony Hawk game and I …
: Tecmo Bowl up in here I just found out that they are making a new Tecmo Bowl. I hope I am not the only one who enjoyed the …
: Update: Reno''s Teeth Update: Reno had his teeth removed and is doing great. He was a little out of it last night but was …
: Getting the dive set up After my adventures in the pond I got to thinking about how much I would love to do more work …
: Cheap Cheap went the card bird Lately I have been trying to relaunch API entertainment as a highly visible entertainment company. …
: Diving the day away Last Monday I had the wonderful oppertunity to dive at work. One of the Associaitons we manage has a …
: Be steel my red heart I rented Red Steel for the wii and found it to be as I expected after reading the reviews. It was a …
: Amazon WTF moment Today I was looking online at racing wheels for the Xbox 360. I traversed the usual game sites and …
: Reno's Ruff Weekend or Our Cats Dental Woes On Saturday morning Sarah and I noticed that our little ginger cat was drooling. A whole lot. …
: I need the time to do something like this To much time
: Wii-tarded I got SSX: Blur from game fly the other day. All in all I have found it to be a fun if not randomly …
: What is so great about a white shark Sarah, my wife, has an unnatural fear of sharks. She is afraid to get into swimming pools and other …
: Jack of all trades I have found that I am really just ok at a lot of skills. This has worked to my advantage in a lot …
: In window chat help I recently ordered Sarah a new phone from Verizon Wireless and overall it was a great experience. …
: Land Speed Record Yesterday I was helping my dad pick up some new equipment for the tractor. By help I mean that I had …
: David Eddings is a good time I was at my parentâa‚¬a„¢s house the other day when I stumbled across one of my favorite series of …
: Real Estate is so hot right now I was cruising the internet and came across this article about a guy who has claimed ownership of …
: Craigslist to the rescue One of my office people gave her two weeks notice last Tuesday and so once again I am having to hire …
: Easter weekend This easter weekend was nice. We had Liz and John over on Friday for potato soup, Wii and dying …
: Wizards and Warriors So recently I accidentally rediscovered my fondness for table top RPG. In doing so I wondered over …
: New Wordpress themes Harper changed his theme to a very simple them, one without graphics and a pretty bland color …
: Killer Whales(Orcas) Revisited I have written twice before about Killer Whales and I wanted to revisit the topic to show the world …
: Principal admits throwing excrement WTF. So I thought the second one of my first post of the day was bad. I mean exposing yourself over …
: Year of the Dog I think this movie looks funny, maybe a little sad, but funny
: Two WTF moments today I was perusing my Newsreader to day and two stories caught my eye. The first and by far more …
: Digital Picture Frame I have an old Dell Inspiron notebook that I am thinking about turning into a digital picture frame. …
: Getting my shop on So recently I ventured into the world of Internet business. Since lately I have been sewing a lot I …
: Fun in the kitchen I sent Cooking Mama back today, or I will tomorrow, and I had a fun last couple of hours playing on …
: Childrens Festival The childrens festival went great this year, all of the entertainment acts showed up and the …
: Clown costume accesories I was going through my clown costumes for the childrens festival and I realized something. I have …
: IMADEIT- Aprils Fools Week Sale So I figured I needed to get more folks over to IMADEIT, so I did what any self respecting online …
: Not so game fly So I have started using Game Fly to order my time wasting video games. While I was signing up I …
: Best web site colors When designing your site make sure that the colors are pleasing to the eye and try to stay away from …
: The Problems with do it yourself websites So recently I have suggested some changes to a friends website. This is a website for his business …
: What does your website do for my browser Make sure that your website works the same in all browsers. This will allow for more people to get …
: Judge that book by its cover So the other day my wife, Sarah, was buying Christmas presents on Amazon.com. When she went to check …
: Learning street magic with a better website Ellusionist.com is a site that has capitalized on the popularity of David Blaine and the whole …
: Make me want to log in If you have a login area on your site make it a part of every page. This way you won’t …
: Craigslist facts As I mentioned previously we have started using craigslist for listing our vacant properties. The …
: Now your cooking with gas I just got Cooking Mama: Cook Off from GameFly for my Wii and I am sorta happy with the title. I …
: My office is not equal to awesome right now So my work is starting to frustrate me. I have been trying to cut down on overtime in order to save …
: Saints Row is quite a waste of time Now I don’t mean that in a bad way. I mean that this game can suck you right into it with all …
: Craigslist At work we have recently been placing all of our vacant properties on to the local craigslist. At …
: Photodork's new wordpress theme So I spent a little time today updating Sarah’s blog with a new theme with sidebars and am …
: Searching for rope magic supplies So I have been trying to expand my magic horizons by learning other tricks besides card tricks. …
: Potato Soup Recipes This is the recipe Sarah and I use when Making our delicious Potato Soup: Supplies: 3-5 Medium Red …
: Clown Supplies Here is a small list of new props that I feel that need for clowning: New juggling balls New …
: Things I saw on my first ocean dive I was originally trained in SCUBA by a local firefighter who was a PADI instructor. I took my Jr. …
: Nintendo Wii or Xbox 360 So I own both the Wii and the Xbox 360 and I find them both to be quite enjoyable, though I play the …
: Tips for Creative Play from a Professional Clown by Dylan the Clown, with a little help from his mom._ __ _1. Give yourself permission to be a kid- …
: The Bare Minimum or the search for better wordpress themes So as I constantly strive to make my blog awesome I have decided on a few things. Firstly I am going …
: Them video games are So fly So I have started using game fly. It seems to work good and overall I have been happy with the …
: At it again Since this last year has been plagued with injuries and laziness I am starting to panic. I …
: As the world turns So I found a fun game to waste my time…what little I have. It is called Toribash. It is …
: The great site migration I am starting to kill off my extra sites and consolidate them under one domain. This way I can …
: Frustrating day This morning my day was great, super great…then lunch tried to happen. I was getting ready to …
: Biometrics So the company we use for some of our biometric building security has stopped supporting the models …
: Adwords So I started to work with adwords at work. I spent the past hour or so going through and updating us …
: Really So today I had one of those moments where I was like….‘Really!!!’ I found out we …
: Crack-A-Lack There is a game that came out recently that had so much potential and possibility that almost belly …
: Cat Fight So our cat Reno was outside last night with Sarah when along game two dogs. Long story short, Reno …
: Rebreather The information in this post is what I remember from dive school as well as what I have gleaned from …
: Web Projects Here are some of my web projects that I have been working on: ClownsAreAwesome.com: This is a site …
: So many good video games There are so many good video games coming out this year. Here is the list of my top five for XBOX …
: I found today...Annoying Today was one of those days where I wanted to slap stuff. One of our office people was going to be …
: All That Jazz So having started the store I wanted to get some opinions as well as spread the word about the …
: Scam Alert I have read a lot online about people who receive emails from random people in Africa about helping …
: IMADEIT So recently I have started an online store. It is where I am going to sell all of the stuff that I …
: Boy is my face red So I mentioned in my last post that I had talked briefly with a friend about playing some Rifts and …
: Today I have been typing up and inventory list for work. It isn’t the most fun but is relatively …
: I hate credit card companies Here is the backs story and what happened last Friday: Sarah and I have gotten ourselves into a …
: Pick a Card So a friend of mine has started to learn slight of hand and we got into an interesting discussion …
: This is awkward(see number two) So a few interesting things have happened in the past couple days…by the past couple days I …
: Interesting At one of the Home Owners Associations that we manage there is a holding pond for irragation water. …
: AIMS Community College Rant So I recently signed up for a class that teaches to the Colorado Real Estate exam. This is handy …
: Blame the parents Now the Columbine video game is an interesting plunge that video games have yet to take. The based …
: Columbine RPG best video game ever So recently a new role playing game has been released for the PC. It is the Super Columbine Massacre …
: XMAS So it has been a hectic holiday season. First with the family arrangements. With everyone wanting us …
: Snowed In So it is snowing in colorado today. a lot of snow. I wasn’t feeling very good this morning so …
: PiratesSlaves So I was doing my morning check the news when I found this article. It got me thinking, if this is …
: Stuff So we finally got all teh bills for my knee surgery and I get to call the people and make payment …
: From my Treo So I am posting this from my treo so my normal hardcore use of spelling etc will be suspended tell …
: Fruity Cheerios are the best This morning I awoke to one of the best morning sounds. Sarah Making waffles. I quickly got out of …
: New Theme, So I once again changed the overall look of my website. Harper showed me this template and set it up …
: The time this must have taken This is the greatest light xmas decorations ever. I wish I had the time and dedication to do …
: Pity Party is almost over Well after having a nice weekend long pity party I have a plan. Step one: Stop Paying the bills, …
: Cephalapods are Awesome Harper sent me this video and it made me remember how much I like Octopi. Basically it shows how …
: duldrums So today has been an eh day I have spent it running around at work and even though we got a sweet …
: Killer whales....DUH!!!! So harper sent me this link. It makes me laugh that people are still so blind to the evil that is …
: Slogans So lately I have been playing on the threadless site. Since I have no artistic ability I have been …
: LEGOS So yesterday Sarah and I went to target to get dominos. Just so everyone knows playing dominos …
: Choose your own adventure I remember those books, always so much fun. The best part is that they have survived in spirit with …
: Drug Bust Suckas So there was a drug bust in the wonderful city of Greeley. Article here picture here Sorry if you …
: Cigar Boxed In So the other day I was laying in my bed recovering from knee surgery number two in five weeks when I …
: Knees Fiasco Part Deux So I had my other knee surgery last wednesday. All went well as far as drug reactions went because …
: Circus I went to the circus this last weekend and had a grand old time. First are tickets where cheap cheap …
: I am a HUGE DORK!!!! This may not suprise many of you. Or any of you but there it is. I am a dork because this next …
: Knee fiasco So I had surgery yesterday and it all went well until I started to fill like shit yesterday. What …
: Knee Surgery Tomarrow So i get to get cut up tomarrow and I am so excited. I am going to have knee surgery on the left …
: New way of Bloging Thanks harper for showing me this new fancy way of blogging. It is through microsoft and explorer …
: What been happening with you? So harper went and got himself all married up. He married Hiromi who I guess might now bee Hiromi …
: New computer at work So I got a Dell Optiplex for work. It is great I just finished putting music on it and am listening …
: ...annoying So recently after months and months of no clown\entertaining jobs I keep getting calls about doing …
: Make-up, costumes and make-up OH MY Here are my opinions on clown makeup and faces. I started out as an auguste and have never tried to …
: Scribble So today we had shit stolen from one of our properties and it makes me mad. then I have to deal with …
: Wierd stuff at work So i was searching in google for “no soliciting sign rules in greeley CO” in google and …
: So frustrated So today I called the people planning Greeleya€™s annual Potato Days a celebration of history and …
: Part one of step one of the plan I need to purchase this book. It is called Illusion Tech and it teaches how to design and build a …
: So this afternoon... I went to kick a bunch of kids out of a pool that we manage. Unfortunatly for the mean part of me …
: Plans.Plansplansplans..Plansy..plan Lots of those in the future. Here is a basic run down of the aformentioned …
: PspXbox360Wii and Opps So I am starting to rock the psp homebrew stuff again, After losing my psp charger for about 3 …
: scam Alpha project banachek Uri and the best Peter Popoff Exposed
: This time I really am sorry So I ran out of time to blog again. Since I last posted things have been crazy.. I mean really …
: Making t-shirts So the company my brother works for has a service where they let people design t-shirts and then …
: Three Things This last weekend I helped my mom set up the embroidery module for her super fancy Bernina Arista …
: Ha Ha Ha So i got a call from Jesus stating that I had offended him by saying that i was sewing my soul away …
: So this weekend... I was sewing away on Saturday, Sewing my little soul away for jesus when poof, my machine was …
: Working So it is funny, I now work for my Dad. which means that I cannot talk trash about my job or he might …
: Gobolty gook seven days have past since I started working for my dad and so far so good. I am not really suprised …
: Riight!! So last friday I lost my jerb, it sucked. So then after a weekend of oh shit, I started to work for …
: Charlie Foxtrot So today at work a new employee for one of my fellow coordinators came in to do some training wiht …
: Magic Have you ever seen a street performer? If you live in or near a big city you probably have. One …
: Clown Costumes I am now going to talk to you about clown costumes. When you first start out as a clown you have a …
: Back to workies So I am back at work today. Oh boy that sure is exciting. Its not that I don’t like my job it …
: Spring Break!!! So this week is my spring break from work. It is Sarah’s Spring Break so I took it off as …
: Awesome ness So the past days have been ok. I have been practicing yoyo quite a bit and I think my finger has …
: Mardi Gras lessons So the MArdi Gras went pretty well though I learned some important lessons about my card magic. I …
: Mardi Gras This weekend I will be performing at the special olympics mardi gras fund raiser in Denver. This is …
: Street Clowns Street clowns use the art of clowning to bring laughter to the people. Street clowning is an idea I …
: Week one of learning to Yo-Yo So I am learning to YoYo thanks to Harper and the HowToYoYo crew. Until Happer hooks me up with a …
: Pork chops and boiled potatos Buy pork chops Buy Russet potatos Peel potatos cut into chunks place in pot fill pot one inch above …
: Chicken Sandwich/Turkey Burger Buy skinless chicken breasts and turkey burger(jenny o) Buy soft hamburger buns(sara lee) Also buy a …
: Easy Pizza Buy 1 pkg hot roll mix buy small package of mozerella cheese ( not shredded because it has wood …
: the big 2-5 oh yeah So I recently turned 25 and it rules. I enjoyed my birthday dinner with my parents. Sarah and I …
: SO STUFF I JUST REALIZED!!!! Here goes: I have realized that as I have started learning computers I have started neglected my …
: What the plan is!!! So i have some projects that I have been working on or will start working on. I will be working on …
: Website Stuff I have been working on web design stuff for the past couple of weeks and here is what I have: …
: Past Weeks, Months, Years So it has been a while since the blog bug bit me. It has been crazy with sarah having some agry body …
: back to billing work is so crazy. I ave so much to do before I leave to go visit harper in Chicago. I t will be a …
: Ouchy So yesturday I performed at the grand opening of the greeley Ice Haus. It was a lot of fun except …
: i'm a shit I have politely told sarah that she should read enders game by orson scott card. She has done …
: SICK AS A DOG So, apparently sleeping next to and kissing someone who is sick will get you sick. Who knew. So i am …
: Trippitty doo dah So sarah and I got back yesterday from our road trip to vegas. It was quite a bit a fun and by that …
: Boo Hoo!! So today I found out that my uncle who bought my bug from my dad sold it. no more bessie the bug of …
: Sea School and Sarah Starting Monsters Or something like that. On saturday there was a show on discovery channel called “Killer …
: Knew Knee So here is the deal with my knee. Apparently not only do I have fat knees but they are crooked. My …
: Work Work and more Work Work is crazy, so much to do so little time. plus with all the reading and practicing magic and …
: Whats Going Down So once again I have started back into my downward spirl of not updating my webpage. stupid blog. …
: The Past Couple Weeks So the Last couple of weeks have been out of control. 1st: Sarah got a new JOB at a new bank. No …
: check this out So today as I was purusing the internet for new and interesting ways to hurt myself on my unicycle I …
: New Site Up In Here Alright so my site is looking better and better. I am starting to update more frequently and to try …
: scheck out the near earth asteroid page. So i was reading in my popular science magazine about an asteroid that may not kill us but at least …
: stupid spyware Fixing mom in laws computer so much bad news. have to fix luckily harper the computer god is helping
: Injuries So my brother Harper has the gout. Ha HA Sucka. Harper getting hurt made me think about all the time …
: Tat So i realized that i haven’t told some of my friends about my tattoo so here are pictures One …
: Last Week So this last week was crazy. I did some balloon work for a cult. The cult was the Red HAt Society, …
: Monkey Pants Ok seriously, I really enjoy randomly typing stuff into google. for instance monkey pants. that …
: Cards Clowns and Dancing HaHa, ok so today i recieved my new clown costume and wig thanks mom and dad and harper, I also …
: Welcome Welcome everyone to the new look of dylanreed.org. Be sure you check out the links above, especially …
: Sad Day So there has been some tragedy in Westfork Village. At the be ginning of March …
: Newer costume up in here So I sent back the other costume today check it out in the photos section of my page. Also there is …
: New costume up in here So my new clown costume came here is the sketch in reality it ids so much bigger i know weird
: Shock and Awe So as part of my new shck and awe campaign I decided to update my blog. Are you shocked or awed? …
: I HATE MY KNEE My Left knee to be exact. I have aparently hurt my knee and am having surgery on it on friday. …
: I am so awesome` Yep i rule Cool Not Cool in fact that really pisses me off because it gives clowns everywhere a bad …
: So i am married now So sarah and I got married on september 4th 2004 I am very happy. For those of you who didn’t …
: This sucks So this weeks has been awesome so far. I know its only three days old how awesome can it be. First …
: Whoohoohoho! Thats right: Whoohoohoho. Thats how I feel. I might have gotten a job working with The City of …
: Stupid Greeley So as most people know I am from Greeley Colorado. The same Colorado that has the worlds greatest …
: I feel that i need to talk to people Ir has been an interesting couple of days for me. Sarah has been gone in Alaska. She is on a cruise …
: Messed up This entry is fairly diturbing. I just watched the Nicholas Berg beheading video from harpers page. …
: Tiger Sharks If you ask most people what is the most dangerous creature in the ocean, most will answer Great …
: Funny Story So I have noticed that as I play on the internet I use Harpers Websiteas base. I will go around and …
: Mean Girls So I just went and saw Mean Girls. it was cool. People get hit by buses and there is a great planned …
: <b>غنية</b> So while going through all of my entries and eraseing porn and viagra adverposts i realized that one …
: I assume no responsibilty for your actions Ok to fun things i learned recently if you want to get sick and i mean really sick. Go suck on a …
: I is Tired So yesterday i spent about 6 hours in clown. it was quite fun, i did 4 30min shows and walk around …
: i am AWESOME If for no other reason then that I do ballet. To day was the big kickoff for summer at work, it …
: Lucy is gone. So I am sad today. A dog that I grew up with died to day. We found out Friday that she was going …
: Go here if you like sea monsters here This is scotts story.
: Illiterate Which I think i spelled wrong but what ever. I was traveling to Brighton Colorado the other day with …
: Not Work Safe But Damn Funny-ish, Southpark, badnews, not really funny but stragely weird Here if you really want …
: Howdy Howdy All So I broke my email. It just stopped working, Harper fixed it though. I had about 11000 messages. …
: Eternal sunshine Good movie. kindof crazy Happy birthday to harper, happy birthday to you
: Ok I admit I suck. No its true i do. I really suck down the pepsi. I’m not kidding. Another thing I suck at is …
: I was dead at the time. So apparently I am really lazy. At least when it comes to my website and such. I thought today that …
: So I am a little behind Tried to write but couldn’t
: Go here DOGS ok more later now back to work
: Ok I lied I am not just going to talk about SeaMonsters, I am going to talk about all things dangerous …
: SeaMonsters. My las entry was about Orcas. I figure I should give the masses a little bit of info on other scary …
: Killer whales don't kill people SO DON’T BELIEVE WHAT HARPER TELLS YOU Okay while its true that killer whales have never been …
: I am super(bowl) thanks for asking part II We just watched the halftime show and i think we might have seen janet jacksons boob or not who …
: I am super(bowl) thanks for asking So here we are “watching” the superbowl. Actually we are watching the commercials and …
: SoSleepyINeedANap just a heads up the computer i am typing on needs a new space bar. Today was a fun day. I got up at …
: Bloody Movie and such Do you know what is a bloody movie? The Patriot. I am watching it for a class. American History. We …
: comments So i keep getting weird comments on my entries like thesethere are others and it confuses me alot. …
: Sick of Sick I am sick and tired of feeling sick. I hate not being able to sleep very well and also the fact that …
: Rep Yo City Thas Right I Am Representing Fo-Co up in hear. I just needed to say that. So Sarah and I have been …
: Idy is Curious My roomate Idy wanted to know how i update my webpage. So I showed her. Love dylan
: The Question??? Harper kept wanting me to tell people about the email i got from one of his friends so i’ll re …
: <b>COMING SOON TO AN EARTH NEAR YOU<b> Thats right ladies and gentlemen, the blue planet is getting its very own moon elevator. Not only …
: <i>So</i> <b><u>MAD</u></b> <i>fest</i> I am so angry. At work today, I got cut to go home early. On any other day this is fine. However …
: Ahoy Mateys So harper introduced me to this great game pirate wars2 it rulez everyone watch out fot the dread …
: My Milkshake So mad Fest is this weekend. Sarah and my mom and I are flying out to chi town to pick up harper and …
: I am so awesome more on that later
: prius TOday i saw a prius, its a toyota. i almost like it better then the mini. i like that it is a …
: Borne Identity Good movie fun to watch. kindof slow to get started. Glad that sarah is home thats all dylan
: TOMB RAIDER 2 as i sit typing this i am using my ld imacs keyboard. this is becasue i am super awesome and i …
: Fucking last row of the plane Here I sit in the last row of the airplane. Lucky row 13, seat B. It rules. I am on a plane that …
: Right Stupid at&t not letting me on the internet. I try to type a nice message for sarah and tell …
: I would like to thank the academy I would like to thank sarah and harper and mom for all the support they provided my dad with for his …
: Rat Kinging it you know Thats right i am the rat king in my dance studio’s Nutcracker all jazzed up. I get to …
: sorry I was a little riled up for my last entry. I was trying to fix sarah’s computer and was on the …
: Dell Sux My Balls thats right. trying to give me lip and i had to beat them down. it sux more later
: New Clown So I am starting to get back into clowning. I kind of stepped away from it for a while. I think that …
: I need glasses So i forgot my glasses today which is making class that much more fun. It is funny because i use my …
: Happy Halloween So today i was driving to school and i passed a hitchhiker and I thoght. gee its cold and snowy no …
: T>H>U>G I want to play tony hawk underground
: leave me alone I am tired and cranky and i don’t feel good so i will post later in the week i am sorry. …
: Everyone needs to learn how to Levitate So thats cool everyone go to we own the sun dot com word harper is coming out to colorado …
: so i own some of the sun IT ROCKS THANKS HARPER AND THE WHOLE WEOWN THE SUN CREW
: So Its Monday Again So once again it is monday. Just a second ago i almost spelled “once” …
: Southpark next week 708 - South Park is gay! Airdate: 2003-10-22 Launching the second half of the seventh series, …
: China has entered the space race Go Gnarly Trombone GO CHINA Go Me!
: I love Canada or so I think! So I had previously typed up this super fly entry. the only problem is that I erased it. Cause I …
: Tuesday!?! So today I worked “IT”. You know “IT”. I am a superstar leaf vacuumer. At …
: Monday :( Emoticons rock. So I am back to school today, and what a fun day it is. Today so far I have learned …
: My Pesonality Disorder histrionic Whats Yours
: Hide N' Go Seek and More Fun Then A Barrel of Monkeys So last night rocked. I mean it, it rocked. Around 8 o’clock Thomas (the cat) decided to …
: 9+3=12 or 7-3=2 So today I was going from class to class and it struck me… If biology is the science of life …
: proper spelling So school is funny for me. I enjoy waking around campus and seeing all of the people. The funniest …
: U N C you know So school is funney for me. I enjoy waking around campus and seeing all of the people. The funniest …
: Old Ways So it appears that i have fallen into my old ways of updating my website.I wait and wait and never …
: I LOVE GO CARTS Seriously, I do. I worked my first day at fort fun yesterday. It is pretty fun consiering that it is …
: I got a job Cause I’m a Hottie….Or not i am now an employee of Fort FUn in Ft collins (witty name …
: I need a JOB!!! If anyone wants to give me a job in greeley that would be awesome. So since that sux i will cry now. …
: hell yes here is some back to school grossness from indy it is real gross. here is somemore thats all
: Kitty Porn There is nothing better in the world then waking up to the sounds of cats having sex, yep freda is …
: Done with school, done with school, i guess i am not a fool So i am done with summer school today–well i have an online test tommarrow but whatever– …
: Harper Is the best Barisax player ever. I am helping my mom and dad while they are remodeling their house. as i was cleaning out a cabinet i …
: A Paper so I got an “A” on a paper. woohoo so ignore all that B+ bitching I did. The paper was …
: Bad Boys for Life I saw Bad Boys II today. It was pretty good, not as good as legally blonde II, but good. Lots of …
: B+ Writing Apparently I am a B+ writer. No matter how well I seem to write I always seem to get a B+. And I …
: Push Reload Everyone hit reload a bunch sweet huh i repeat HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW? So I openend up my website today and it was really different. You might have noticed since you are …
: Sorry My BAd Hello. I am the biggest slacker on the internet it has been since the indy 500 since i have up dated …
: INDY 500 INDYwas awesome. Trouble was caused. Harper was hurt it was a good time there was lots of drunk …
: happy b-day sarah Happy birthday to you happy birthday 2 sarah happy b-day to you. sarah is 21 so we are going to get …
: New Movies...New Balloons...New Fun I went and saw xmen2 about a week and a half a go and it was awesome. before passing judgement …
: Hello all Here is thomas going crazy i mean really crazy herei sone of thomas and vegas. Well that is all the …
: Uni and MUni Hello everyone. I am going to the indy 500 with my Dad and Harper. It should be super fun. Unicyling …
: success [successful mount][1] its small so don’t worry [1]: http://dylanreed.com/archives/Toss Up 2003 …
: Harper Sucks Hello Everyone. This last weekend was quite an adventure. Harper calls me on Wednesday and says hey …
: Retraction of previous I am retracting my previous statemets about harper. yes he did drop first in the comp. but i was …
: After this break Hello all and welcome back to the Dylan Show. On this episode we have an exciting show planned for …
: On The Road Again Howdy Folks! Its me, Dylan the wondering explorer. This last weekend I had a really exciting …
: Snow and Work Hello. its me again. i know what am i doing writing again so soon. so this week in colorado it has …
: New Cat Hell all Sarah and I got a kitty together. His name is Thomas O. Malley (the Ally cat). He is …
: Hi Hello everyone. It is I the great super dylan. so any who. what have you guys been up to? nothing …
: Another week So now i am 22 years old; an old man, or whatever. I had a good birthday as far as it went it was …
: Hello Everyone Sorry it has been so long since i last wrote but alas i have been working. I am workin for …
: Well Hello everyone. Well Hello everyone. Last night or the night before i watched the movie Total REcall. It is awesome. …
: Life is AWESOME!!!!! Hello Everyone. It has been a while and I am sorry. It has been a long couple of weeks and I have …
: This was the weekend of This was the weekend of doing nothing, I just sat around and did nothing. I also cleaned up my room, …
: Life SUX I AM SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW. mostly because of work. my hours have been cut from 40 to 10 a week. …
: fun times hello all i have just spent alot of time on really boring home work but it is done. my roommate josh …
: WE ARE GODS!!!! The channel crossing happend on last sat. it kick major….well nevermind. it was a lot of fun. …
: tomarrow never dives tomarrow is the day of the channel crossing. hopefully. i am very excited for scott and the whole …
: hello all sorry it has hello all sorry it has been so long since i have writen. i am having a good time but am very tired …
: Movies I am Watching I am currently watching how high more on that later
: whopee the carnivals in town. whopee the carnivals in town. as i was driving home from work this morning @1am ish, i noticed that …
: Hi everyone Sorry that it Hi everyone Sorry that it has been so long since I have written. My site wouldn?t let me post and I …
: TB, FB, IB, RB, DB, TB, FB, IB, RB, DB, IRB, DFB
: SORRY IT HAS TAKING SO SORRY IT HAS TAKING SO LONG. my mom and brother came and visited. it was fun harper smells bad, all …
: I just thought I would drop you a quick line! You'll be back in Colorado in December right? I don't …
: I just thought I would drop you a quick line! You'll be back in Colorado in December right? I don't …
: Need to sleep I can’t sleep. It Sucks A Lot. I have been trying to sleep for the past couple of hours and it …
: THIS IS MY APARTMENT THIS IS MY APARTMENT AND MY SCHOOL
: hello Shira author_email: '' author_url: '' date: ‘2002-06-26 11:31:00 -0500’ date_gmt: '' …
: http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/06/19/floating.terror/index.html scary huh www.cnn.com/2002/US/0… scary huh
: sorry i am a slacker hi everyone i have been pretty busy at school. i made the deans list again. i think i have decided …
: FUN TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!! Hello. I had a fun week this last week. It all started Monday. I went to welding school. It was fun, …
: This is a kirby morgan This is a kirby morgan bandmask 18b. on last thursday in my class we were required to breathe from …
: I think that my site I think that my site will get cooler. I am going to add a paypal donation site as well as a book …
: Sarah is really pretty. Sarah is really pretty.
: Today was sweet. I went Today was sweet. I went to school today and we learned about a phenomenom called Delta P. Delta P is …
: Hello everyone, How are you Hello everyone, How are you doing. Me I am sweet. I have almost completed my southpark collection. …
: Hello How Are You Today Hi everyone, Its me. Thank you very much for all you comments. I am very happy. Hope everyone is …
: Engaged peace - id: 14 author: kinnera author_email: k-bhoopal@cornellcollege.edu author_url: …
: SARAH COMES IN TOMARROW AND SARAH COMES IN TOMARROW AND SHES STAYING FOR A WHOLE WEEK> YIPPEE
: I'm going to learn to make this i am going to make this
: "deans list" Hey everyone I made the deans list I got a 94 on my final in rigging giving my a 98 overall. this …
: Hi everyone Hi again its me. I’ve been busy lately streetperforming. i found a couple of good places to …
: It finally works Currently studying to become an advanced hyperbaric technician in California while also preparing …