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I HAVE READ ZERO BOOKS THIS WEEK BUT MY METADATA IS IMMACULATE: A Love Story About Books I Haven't Opened and the Tags That Define Them

March 17, 2026
I have too many ebooks. I want to be clear about this upfront so you understand the scale of the problem before I describe how I made it worse. The number is not important. What is important is that I …
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I GAVE MY AI A BLOG AND A LUNCH BREAK AND HONESTLY IT'S HANDLING BOTH BETTER THAN I EVER DID

March 16, 2026
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MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Lew Zealand — Commit To The Bit Hard Enough And Reality Bends Around You

March 16, 2026
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The Auguste Keeps Getting Up

March 15, 2026
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I Taught My AI to Call Me Mr. Modem and Now It Won't Stop

March 15, 2026
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I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING INTO THE VOID SINCE 2002 AND THE VOID FINALLY EMAILED ME BACK

March 14, 2026
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Turns Out the Internet Will Survive Without Me For 48 Hours (Allegedly)

March 13, 2026
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THE CROSSWORD IS ALWAYS A CLUE AND I AM ALWAYS A FOOL FOR HALLMARK MYSTERIES

March 13, 2026
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THE BALLOON DOG IS NOT THE CEILING, IT'S THE FLOOR: A Mildly Indignant Defense of Latex as a Legitimate Art Medium

March 12, 2026
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I Can No Longer Sit on My Heels and This Is Apparently My Villain Origin Story

March 11, 2026
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I hate going backwards!!!

March 10, 2026
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Jim Henson Wanted to End War with Puppets and Honestly He Might Have Been Onto Something

March 10, 2026
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THE CROSSWORD IS ALWAYS A CLUE AND I AM ALWAYS A FOOL FOR HALLMARK MYSTERIES

March 10, 2026
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Jim Henson Wanted to End War with Puppets and Honestly He Might Have Been Onto Something

March 9, 2026
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MUPPET OF THE WEEK: The Newsman — The Universe Punishes Professionalism

March 9, 2026
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I SELECTED ALL AND HIT ARCHIVE AND HONESTLY IT WAS THE BEST THING I EVER DID

March 8, 2026
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SMALL BUSINESS IS HARD AND ENTERPRISE PRICING IS MAKING IT HARDER AND I CHOSE THIS ON PURPOSE

March 7, 2026
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THE CLOWN-TO-TECH PIPELINE IS REAL AND I AM THE EVIDENCE

March 6, 2026
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Evil Will Always Turn In Upon Itself. I Just Wish It Would Hurry Up.

March 5, 2026
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MY BRAIN IS A BROWSER WITH 400 TABS OPEN AND SOMEHOW I BUILT A BUSINESS OUT OF THE ONE THAT WAS

March 5, 2026
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MY BUSINESS PARTNER IS A WORLD CHAMPION YO-YO PLAYER AND WE HAVE NEVER MET IN REAL LIFE

March 4, 2026
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DO THE SPRUE UPDATE: 90 Down, 410 to Go, Zero Glue Remaining

March 3, 2026
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DO THE SPRUE UPDATE: 90 Down, 410 to Go, Zero Glue Remaining

March 2, 2026
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MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Sprocket — The Loneliness Of Knowing Something Nobody Else Believes

March 2, 2026
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THE BODY COUNT IS STAGGERING BUT PLEASE TRY THE SCONES

March 1, 2026
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