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THE BALLOON DOG IS NOT THE CEILING, IT'S THE FLOOR: A Mildly Indignant Defense of Latex as a Legitimate Art Medium

March 12, 2026

I need you to understand something. When someone finds out I twist balloons and they say “oh like balloon animals?” with that little smile — that specific smile, the one that says how …

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I Can No Longer Sit on My Heels and This Is Apparently My Villain Origin Story

March 11, 2026

health

I hate going backwards!!!

March 10, 2026

personal

Jim Henson Wanted to End War with Puppets and Honestly He Might Have Been Onto Something

March 10, 2026

personal

THE CROSSWORD IS ALWAYS A CLUE AND I AM ALWAYS A FOOL FOR HALLMARK MYSTERIES

March 10, 2026

personal

Jim Henson Wanted to End War with Puppets and Honestly He Might Have Been Onto Something

March 9, 2026

personal

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: The Newsman — The Universe Punishes Professionalism

March 9, 2026

personal

I SELECTED ALL AND HIT ARCHIVE AND HONESTLY IT WAS THE BEST THING I EVER DID

March 8, 2026

personal

SMALL BUSINESS IS HARD AND ENTERPRISE PRICING IS MAKING IT HARDER AND I CHOSE THIS ON PURPOSE

March 7, 2026

clowning

THE CLOWN-TO-TECH PIPELINE IS REAL AND I AM THE EVIDENCE

March 6, 2026

personal

Evil Will Always Turn In Upon Itself. I Just Wish It Would Hurry Up.

March 5, 2026

adhd

MY BRAIN IS A BROWSER WITH 400 TABS OPEN AND SOMEHOW I BUILT A BUSINESS OUT OF THE ONE THAT WAS

March 5, 2026

personal

MY BUSINESS PARTNER IS A WORLD CHAMPION YO-YO PLAYER AND WE HAVE NEVER MET IN REAL LIFE

March 4, 2026

tabletop

DO THE SPRUE UPDATE: 90 Down, 410 to Go, Zero Glue Remaining

March 3, 2026

tabletop

DO THE SPRUE UPDATE: 90 Down, 410 to Go, Zero Glue Remaining

March 2, 2026

personal

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Sprocket — The Loneliness Of Knowing Something Nobody Else Believes

March 2, 2026

reading

THE BODY COUNT IS STAGGERING BUT PLEASE TRY THE SCONES

March 1, 2026

music

HE HAD 30 YEARS AND A MUSTACHE AND HE WROTE EVERY SONG THAT MATTERS

February 28, 2026

personal

THEY JUMPED THE MOSASAUR: A Loving and Only Slightly Disappointed History of Me Watching Dinosaurs Eat People

February 27, 2026

tech

THE ROBOT WAS SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU CARRY THE THING, NOT REPLACE YOU AND CARRY THE THING BADLY

February 26, 2026

music

I AM A 45-YEAR-OLD MAN AND MY MOST PLAYED ARTIST IS TAYLOR SWIFT AND I WILL NOT BE TAKING QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME

February 25, 2026

tabletop

SOMEONE SAT DOWN AND DESIGNED THIS WITH DICE AND CARDBOARD AND A DREAM

February 24, 2026

personal

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Yolanda Rat — The Queen Of Saying What Everyone Else Is Thinking

February 23, 2026

cooking

THE MACARON IS THE PERFECT COOKIE AND I WILL NOT BE DEBATING THIS

February 22, 2026

tech

MY BROTHER GOT ME A $69 E-READER AND NOW MY KINDLE IS FILING FOR DIVORCE

February 21, 2026