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MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Yolanda Rat — The Queen Of Saying What Everyone Else Is Thinking

February 23, 2026

“Hey, Pete, here you go! Two zeroes on a trampoline with a side of Joan of Arc." If you know, you know. If you don’t, you’re not cool enough for this diner. Who Is Yolanda? …

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Yolanda Rat — The Queen Of Saying What Everyone Else Is Thinking

THE MACARON IS THE PERFECT COOKIE AND I WILL NOT BE DEBATING THIS

MY BROTHER GOT ME A $69 E-READER AND NOW MY KINDLE IS FILING FOR DIVORCE

STOP CHARGING ME $30 A SEAT WHEN THE SEAT IS A FOLDING CHAIR

THE DERELICT ANKLE SAGA: From an 8 to a 5 and I Didn't Even Get to Keep the Wound Vac as a Consolation Prize

KEEP SHARP, STAY FIT, MAKE GOOD DECISIONS: A Love Letter to Ghostbusters (We Know We Got the Quote Wrong)

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Grover — Exhausting Yourself For Others Is A Superpower

THE COZIEST APOCALYPSE: Harry Dresden Finally Sits Down and I Have No One to Talk to About It

Stupid AI always slopping on everything!!

STOP CALLING IT THE EXORCIST MUSIC: Tubular Bells Is the Greatest Focus Album Ever Made and I Will Not Be Taking Questions

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: The Worm — Small Kindnesses That Change Everything

THE DERELICT ANKLE SAGA: My Skin Graft Got an 8/10 and I Have Never Been More Proud of Skin

KEEP IT SIMPLE, STUPID: A Philosophy I Am Extremely Good at Ignoring

In Defense of the Honk

How I Fell Into Bluegrass and Why The Cleverlys Should Be Your Gateway Drug

Satisfactory Is Steam Deck Verified and Now I Live Here

In Defense of the Oval: A Love Letter to Pre-1958 Beetles

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: '80s Robot — Loyalty Doesn't Have An Expiration Date

I Woke Up With a Bad Attitude and That's the Whole Post

STOP BINGING START SAVORING: I Built An App To Fix My Streaming Addiction

MILES VORKOSIGAN BROKE MY HEART SEVENTEEN TIMES AND I KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE: A Completely Normal Recommendation of the Vorkosigan Saga

Peoples Is Peoples

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