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clowning

THE CLOWN-TO-TECH PIPELINE IS REAL AND I AM THE EVIDENCE

March 6, 2026

I’m pleased to announce that this year marks my 29th year as a professional clown. I don’t say that to be funny. I say it because it’s true, and because the professional development …

Evil Will Always Turn In Upon Itself. I Just Wish It Would Hurry Up.

March 5, 2026

adhd

MY BRAIN IS A BROWSER WITH 400 TABS OPEN AND SOMEHOW I BUILT A BUSINESS OUT OF THE ONE THAT WAS

March 5, 2026

personal

MY BUSINESS PARTNER IS A WORLD CHAMPION YO-YO PLAYER AND WE HAVE NEVER MET IN REAL LIFE

March 4, 2026

tabletop

DO THE SPRUE UPDATE: 90 Down, 410 to Go, Zero Glue Remaining

March 3, 2026

tabletop

DO THE SPRUE UPDATE: 90 Down, 410 to Go, Zero Glue Remaining

March 2, 2026

personal

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Sprocket — The Loneliness Of Knowing Something Nobody Else Believes

March 2, 2026

reading

THE BODY COUNT IS STAGGERING BUT PLEASE TRY THE SCONES

March 1, 2026

music

HE HAD 30 YEARS AND A MUSTACHE AND HE WROTE EVERY SONG THAT MATTERS

February 28, 2026

personal

THEY JUMPED THE MOSASAUR: A Loving and Only Slightly Disappointed History of Me Watching Dinosaurs Eat People

February 27, 2026

tech

THE ROBOT WAS SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU CARRY THE THING, NOT REPLACE YOU AND CARRY THE THING BADLY

February 26, 2026

music

I AM A 45-YEAR-OLD MAN AND MY MOST PLAYED ARTIST IS TAYLOR SWIFT AND I WILL NOT BE TAKING QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME

February 25, 2026

tabletop

SOMEONE SAT DOWN AND DESIGNED THIS WITH DICE AND CARDBOARD AND A DREAM

February 24, 2026

personal

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Yolanda Rat — The Queen Of Saying What Everyone Else Is Thinking

February 23, 2026

cooking

THE MACARON IS THE PERFECT COOKIE AND I WILL NOT BE DEBATING THIS

February 22, 2026

tech

MY BROTHER GOT ME A $69 E-READER AND NOW MY KINDLE IS FILING FOR DIVORCE

February 21, 2026

THE CLOWN-TO-TECH PIPELINE IS REAL AND I AM THE EVIDENCE

Evil Will Always Turn In Upon Itself. I Just Wish It Would Hurry Up.

MY BRAIN IS A BROWSER WITH 400 TABS OPEN AND SOMEHOW I BUILT A BUSINESS OUT OF THE ONE THAT WAS

MY BUSINESS PARTNER IS A WORLD CHAMPION YO-YO PLAYER AND WE HAVE NEVER MET IN REAL LIFE

DO THE SPRUE UPDATE: 90 Down, 410 to Go, Zero Glue Remaining

DO THE SPRUE UPDATE: 90 Down, 410 to Go, Zero Glue Remaining

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Sprocket — The Loneliness Of Knowing Something Nobody Else Believes

THE BODY COUNT IS STAGGERING BUT PLEASE TRY THE SCONES

HE HAD 30 YEARS AND A MUSTACHE AND HE WROTE EVERY SONG THAT MATTERS

THEY JUMPED THE MOSASAUR: A Loving and Only Slightly Disappointed History of Me Watching Dinosaurs Eat People

THE ROBOT WAS SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU CARRY THE THING, NOT REPLACE YOU AND CARRY THE THING BADLY

I AM A 45-YEAR-OLD MAN AND MY MOST PLAYED ARTIST IS TAYLOR SWIFT AND I WILL NOT BE TAKING QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME

SOMEONE SAT DOWN AND DESIGNED THIS WITH DICE AND CARDBOARD AND A DREAM

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Yolanda Rat — The Queen Of Saying What Everyone Else Is Thinking

THE MACARON IS THE PERFECT COOKIE AND I WILL NOT BE DEBATING THIS

MY BROTHER GOT ME A $69 E-READER AND NOW MY KINDLE IS FILING FOR DIVORCE

STOP CHARGING ME $30 A SEAT WHEN THE SEAT IS A FOLDING CHAIR

THE DERELICT ANKLE SAGA: From an 8 to a 5 and I Didn't Even Get to Keep the Wound Vac as a Consolation Prize

KEEP SHARP, STAY FIT, MAKE GOOD DECISIONS: A Love Letter to Ghostbusters (We Know We Got the Quote Wrong)

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Grover — Exhausting Yourself For Others Is A Superpower

THE COZIEST APOCALYPSE: Harry Dresden Finally Sits Down and I Have No One to Talk to About It

Stupid AI always slopping on everything!!

STOP CALLING IT THE EXORCIST MUSIC: Tubular Bells Is the Greatest Focus Album Ever Made and I Will Not Be Taking Questions

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: The Worm — Small Kindnesses That Change Everything