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tech

I Taught My AI to Call Me Mr. Modem and Now It Won't Stop

March 15, 2026

I use Claude every single day. Not in the “I asked it to summarize an article once” way. Every. Day. It helps me code, plan, design, write, and occasionally tells me when my ideas are bad. …

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writing

I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING INTO THE VOID SINCE 2002 AND THE VOID FINALLY EMAILED ME BACK

March 14, 2026

personal

Turns Out the Internet Will Survive Without Me For 48 Hours (Allegedly)

March 13, 2026

personal

THE CROSSWORD IS ALWAYS A CLUE AND I AM ALWAYS A FOOL FOR HALLMARK MYSTERIES

March 13, 2026

clowning

THE BALLOON DOG IS NOT THE CEILING, IT'S THE FLOOR: A Mildly Indignant Defense of Latex as a Legitimate Art Medium

March 12, 2026

health

I Can No Longer Sit on My Heels and This Is Apparently My Villain Origin Story

March 11, 2026

health

I hate going backwards!!!

March 10, 2026

personal

Jim Henson Wanted to End War with Puppets and Honestly He Might Have Been Onto Something

March 10, 2026

personal

THE CROSSWORD IS ALWAYS A CLUE AND I AM ALWAYS A FOOL FOR HALLMARK MYSTERIES

March 10, 2026

personal

Jim Henson Wanted to End War with Puppets and Honestly He Might Have Been Onto Something

March 9, 2026

personal

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: The Newsman — The Universe Punishes Professionalism

March 9, 2026

personal

I SELECTED ALL AND HIT ARCHIVE AND HONESTLY IT WAS THE BEST THING I EVER DID

March 8, 2026

personal

SMALL BUSINESS IS HARD AND ENTERPRISE PRICING IS MAKING IT HARDER AND I CHOSE THIS ON PURPOSE

March 7, 2026

clowning

THE CLOWN-TO-TECH PIPELINE IS REAL AND I AM THE EVIDENCE

March 6, 2026

personal

Evil Will Always Turn In Upon Itself. I Just Wish It Would Hurry Up.

March 5, 2026

adhd

MY BRAIN IS A BROWSER WITH 400 TABS OPEN AND SOMEHOW I BUILT A BUSINESS OUT OF THE ONE THAT WAS

March 5, 2026

personal

MY BUSINESS PARTNER IS A WORLD CHAMPION YO-YO PLAYER AND WE HAVE NEVER MET IN REAL LIFE

March 4, 2026

tabletop

DO THE SPRUE UPDATE: 90 Down, 410 to Go, Zero Glue Remaining

March 3, 2026

tabletop

DO THE SPRUE UPDATE: 90 Down, 410 to Go, Zero Glue Remaining

March 2, 2026

personal

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Sprocket — The Loneliness Of Knowing Something Nobody Else Believes

March 2, 2026

reading

THE BODY COUNT IS STAGGERING BUT PLEASE TRY THE SCONES

March 1, 2026

music

HE HAD 30 YEARS AND A MUSTACHE AND HE WROTE EVERY SONG THAT MATTERS

February 28, 2026

personal

THEY JUMPED THE MOSASAUR: A Loving and Only Slightly Disappointed History of Me Watching Dinosaurs Eat People

February 27, 2026

tech

THE ROBOT WAS SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU CARRY THE THING, NOT REPLACE YOU AND CARRY THE THING BADLY

February 26, 2026

music

I AM A 45-YEAR-OLD MAN AND MY MOST PLAYED ARTIST IS TAYLOR SWIFT AND I WILL NOT BE TAKING QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME

February 25, 2026