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THE BODY COUNT IS STAGGERING BUT PLEASE TRY THE SCONES

March 1, 2026

I am going to recommend you a series of books about murder. For relaxation. Stay with me. Louise Penny’s Chief Inspector Gamache series — nineteen books and counting, set in and around the …

THE BODY COUNT IS STAGGERING BUT PLEASE TRY THE SCONES

HE HAD 30 YEARS AND A MUSTACHE AND HE WROTE EVERY SONG THAT MATTERS

THEY JUMPED THE MOSASAUR: A Loving and Only Slightly Disappointed History of Me Watching Dinosaurs Eat People

THE ROBOT WAS SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU CARRY THE THING, NOT REPLACE YOU AND CARRY THE THING BADLY

I AM A 45-YEAR-OLD MAN AND MY MOST PLAYED ARTIST IS TAYLOR SWIFT AND I WILL NOT BE TAKING QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME

SOMEONE SAT DOWN AND DESIGNED THIS WITH DICE AND CARDBOARD AND A DREAM

THEY JUMPED THE MOSASAUR: A Loving and Only Slightly Disappointed History of Me Watching Dinosaurs Eat People

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Yolanda Rat — The Queen Of Saying What Everyone Else Is Thinking

THE MACARON IS THE PERFECT COOKIE AND I WILL NOT BE DEBATING THIS

MY BROTHER GOT ME A $69 E-READER AND NOW MY KINDLE IS FILING FOR DIVORCE

STOP CHARGING ME $30 A SEAT WHEN THE SEAT IS A FOLDING CHAIR

THE DERELICT ANKLE SAGA: From an 8 to a 5 and I Didn't Even Get to Keep the Wound Vac as a Consolation Prize

KEEP SHARP, STAY FIT, MAKE GOOD DECISIONS: A Love Letter to Ghostbusters (We Know We Got the Quote Wrong)

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Grover — Exhausting Yourself For Others Is A Superpower

THE COZIEST APOCALYPSE: Harry Dresden Finally Sits Down and I Have No One to Talk to About It

Stupid AI always slopping on everything!!

STOP CALLING IT THE EXORCIST MUSIC: Tubular Bells Is the Greatest Focus Album Ever Made and I Will Not Be Taking Questions

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: The Worm — Small Kindnesses That Change Everything

THE DERELICT ANKLE SAGA: My Skin Graft Got an 8/10 and I Have Never Been More Proud of Skin

KEEP IT SIMPLE, STUPID: A Philosophy I Am Extremely Good at Ignoring

In Defense of the Honk

How I Fell Into Bluegrass and Why The Cleverlys Should Be Your Gateway Drug

Satisfactory Is Steam Deck Verified and Now I Live Here

In Defense of the Oval: A Love Letter to Pre-1958 Beetles