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BETA READING ISN'T DRUGS: There Is No Free First Hit, Please Stop DMing Me

May 21, 2026

Beta readers are a trip. I’m not a complete dunce. Well. I might be. But I like to think I saw at least some of this coming. A couple weeks ago I put out a call for beta readers for Closer on Paper …

THE BOOKSHOP IS IMAGINARY. THE BOOK CLUB IS REAL. COME READ WITH ME.

May 20, 2026

personal

DEMOCRACY IS DYING IN SLOW MOTION AND I AM HOLDING MY WIFE'S HAND ON THE COUCH

May 17, 2026

writing

Closer on Paper Beta Readers Wanted!

May 16, 2026

adhd

STARTING A BOOKSTORE TRUCK: A LOVE LETTER TO MY ADHD, WHICH HAS ALREADY DESIGNED THE SHELVES

May 12, 2026

writing

Your Vibes Are Not Evidence

May 7, 2026

writing

Writing Advice from the Unpublished, LOL

May 1, 2026

health

Seven Months on the Couch and Now a Physical Therapist Is Asking Me to Do Squats, Cool, This Is Fine

April 30, 2026

writing

I Wrote 66,000 Words About Dragons Who Need a License to Hoard and an 80-Page Appendix of Government Forms, Send Help

April 29, 2026

personal

The Denver Summit Exists and I am so EXCITED

April 28, 2026

writing

I Wrote Ten Thousand Words I Don't Remember and They Were All Love Stories

April 27, 2026

tabletop

GAMES WORKSHOP YOU ABSOLUTE RAT BASTARDS: A Measured Response to the New Skaven Wave Arriving Exactly When I Was Being Good

April 13, 2026

writing

I BUILT AN AUTHOR WEBSITE AND NOW I HAVE TO BE AN AUTHOR, WHICH IS HONESTLY THE SCARIEST PART

April 10, 2026

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Gonzo the Great — The Radical Freedom Of Not Knowing What You Are

April 6, 2026

health

Getting Back on the Bike (My Dang Ol' Derelict Ankle Part ???)

March 31, 2026

personal

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Pepe the King Prawn — Confidence Is Just Lying To Yourself Until It Works

March 30, 2026

dylan's blog

BETA READING ISN'T DRUGS: There Is No Free First Hit, Please Stop DMing Me

THE BOOKSHOP IS IMAGINARY. THE BOOK CLUB IS REAL. COME READ WITH ME.

DEMOCRACY IS DYING IN SLOW MOTION AND I AM HOLDING MY WIFE'S HAND ON THE COUCH

Closer on Paper Beta Readers Wanted!

STARTING A BOOKSTORE TRUCK: A LOVE LETTER TO MY ADHD, WHICH HAS ALREADY DESIGNED THE SHELVES

Your Vibes Are Not Evidence

Writing Advice from the Unpublished, LOL

Seven Months on the Couch and Now a Physical Therapist Is Asking Me to Do Squats, Cool, This Is Fine

I Wrote 66,000 Words About Dragons Who Need a License to Hoard and an 80-Page Appendix of Government Forms, Send Help

The Denver Summit Exists and I am so EXCITED

I Wrote Ten Thousand Words I Don't Remember and They Were All Love Stories

GAMES WORKSHOP YOU ABSOLUTE RAT BASTARDS: A Measured Response to the New Skaven Wave Arriving Exactly When I Was Being Good

I BUILT AN AUTHOR WEBSITE AND NOW I HAVE TO BE AN AUTHOR, WHICH IS HONESTLY THE SCARIEST PART

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Gonzo the Great — The Radical Freedom Of Not Knowing What You Are

Getting Back on the Bike (My Dang Ol' Derelict Ankle Part ???)

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Pepe the King Prawn — Confidence Is Just Lying To Yourself Until It Works

The Longest Slow Motion

MY WIFE KNITS ME SOCKS AND NOW EVERY STORE-BOUGHT SOCK IS A PERSONAL INSULT

Grapes Are Just Candy That Got Away With It

The Loud Silence Under Twenty Feet of Water

I KNOW They're Going to Fall in Love and I DO NOT CARE: A Completely Normal Essay About Fauxmance

Someone Else's Story Saved Mine (And Then I Wrote My Own)

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Scooter — The Power Of Showing Up And Making Yourself Useful

MY BRAIN IS TAKING NAPS WITHOUT ME AND HONESTLY THAT TRACKS