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THE DERELICT ANKLE SAGA: My Skin Graft Got an 8/10 and I Have Never Been More Proud of Skin

February 8, 2026

I have never in my life wanted to be rated on a scale of one to ten. Not my cooking, not my juggling, not my personality — nothing. But when a doctor looks at your skin graft and says “I’d …

THE DERELICT ANKLE SAGA: My Skin Graft Got an 8/10 and I Have Never Been More Proud of Skin

STOP CALLING IT THE EXORCIST MUSIC: Tubular Bells Is the Greatest Focus Album Ever Made and I Will Not Be Taking Questions

KEEP IT SIMPLE, STUPID: A Philosophy I Am Extremely Good at Ignoring

In Defense of the Honk

How I Fell Into Bluegrass and Why The Cleverlys Should Be Your Gateway Drug

Satisfactory Is Steam Deck Verified and Now I Live Here

In Defense of the Oval: A Love Letter to Pre-1958 Beetles

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: '80s Robot — Loyalty Doesn't Have An Expiration Date

I Woke Up With a Bad Attitude and That's the Whole Post

STOP BINGING START SAVORING: I Built An App To Fix My Streaming Addiction

MILES VORKOSIGAN BROKE MY HEART SEVENTEEN TIMES AND I KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE: A Completely Normal Recommendation of the Vorkosigan Saga

Peoples Is Peoples

THE DERELICT ANKLE SAGA: The Graft Got Bumped (In the Good Direction)

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Sweetums — Sometimes The Monster Just Wants To Belong

THE BANJO DOESN'T CARE IF YOU'RE GOOD AT IT

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Camilla the Chicken — Love Doesn't Need To Make Sense To Anyone But You

THERE'S A YARN SHOP IN A VACUUM STORE AND I HAVE THINGS TO TELL YOU

THE BOT WORKED PERFECTLY (Except For The Part Where It Didn't)

THE DERELICT ANKLE SAGA: The ankle is healing!!!

Neon + Chrome: Take Two

THREE CATS, ZERO REGRETS: A Love Letter to My Furry Overlords

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Wembley Fraggle — Indecision Is Just Seeing All The Beauty In The World At Once

I AM A TEA SNOB AND I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE (Except for the Lipton. I Should Probably Apologize for the Lipton.)

TICK'D: I Built a To-Do App That Lies to Me Because My Brain Cannot Be Trusted