dylan's blog

tech

NOBODY ASKED FOR A PRINT SHOP REVIVAL BUT HERE IT IS

January 5, 2026

Look. I need you to understand that none of this was supposed to happen. It started, as many of my worst decisions do, with DOSBox. I was replaying King’s Quest V (CEDRIC IS A TREASURE AND I …

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personal

THEY CALLED ME PARANOID. THEY CALLED ME OBSESSED. THEY DIDN'T CALL ME WHEN THE ORCAS STARTED SINKING BOATS.

January 4, 2026

health

THE DERELICT ANKLE SAGA CONTINUES: Now With Integra and a Birthday Skin Graft

January 3, 2026

gaming

I FOUND THERAPY ON A PROCEDURALLY GENERATED WATER PLANET AND I'M NOT EVEN EMBARRASSED

January 2, 2026

tabletop

DO THE SPRUE: A New Year's Reckoning With 500 Unbuilt Miniatures

January 1, 2026

tech

SAVE EARLY, SAVE OFTEN: How I Turned My Blog Into a Sierra Game (And All the Ways It Went Wrong First)

December 31, 2025

cooking

One Pan To Rule Them All, And In My Stomach Bind Them

December 30, 2025

tech

I Used 1980s Terminal Art to Design a Video Game

December 29, 2025

health

When Customer Service Is Your Best Healthcare Option

December 28, 2025

tabletop

A Measured and Reasonable Analysis of Blood Bowl Third Edition by Someone Who Will Never Stop Playing Halflings

December 27, 2025