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tech

MY BROTHER GOT ME A $69 E-READER AND NOW MY KINDLE IS FILING FOR DIVORCE

February 21, 2026

Look. I am a person who owns too many things that have screens on them. I know this. Sarah knows this. The cats know this. The pile of charging cables on my nightstand has achieved sentience and is …

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tech

STOP CHARGING ME $30 A SEAT WHEN THE SEAT IS A FOLDING CHAIR

February 20, 2026

health

THE DERELICT ANKLE SAGA: From an 8 to a 5 and I Didn't Even Get to Keep the Wound Vac as a Consolation Prize

February 19, 2026

personal

KEEP SHARP, STAY FIT, MAKE GOOD DECISIONS: A Love Letter to Ghostbusters (We Know We Got the Quote Wrong)

February 18, 2026

personal

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Grover — Exhausting Yourself For Others Is A Superpower

February 16, 2026

reading

THE COZIEST APOCALYPSE: Harry Dresden Finally Sits Down and I Have No One to Talk to About It

February 13, 2026

tech

Stupid AI always slopping on everything!!

February 11, 2026

music

STOP CALLING IT THE EXORCIST MUSIC: Tubular Bells Is the Greatest Focus Album Ever Made and I Will Not Be Taking Questions

February 10, 2026

personal

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: The Worm — Small Kindnesses That Change Everything

February 9, 2026