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MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Sweetums — Sometimes The Monster Just Wants To Belong

January 26, 2026

“Jack not name! Jack job!" The first thing Sweetums ever clarifies to the Muppets is that he’s been misunderstood. Of course he has. Who Is Sweetums? Sweetums is a nine-foot-tall ogre-type creature …

THE BANJO DOESN'T CARE IF YOU'RE GOOD AT IT

January 20, 2026

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MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Camilla the Chicken — Love Doesn't Need To Make Sense To Anyone But You

January 19, 2026

travel

THERE'S A YARN SHOP IN A VACUUM STORE AND I HAVE THINGS TO TELL YOU

January 17, 2026

tech

THE BOT WORKED PERFECTLY (Except For The Part Where It Didn't)

January 16, 2026

health

THE DERELICT ANKLE SAGA: The ankle is healing!!!

January 15, 2026

gaming

Neon + Chrome: Take Two

January 14, 2026

pets

THREE CATS, ZERO REGRETS: A Love Letter to My Furry Overlords

January 13, 2026

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MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Wembley Fraggle — Indecision Is Just Seeing All The Beauty In The World At Once

January 12, 2026

personal

I AM A TEA SNOB AND I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE (Except for the Lipton. I Should Probably Apologize for the Lipton.)

January 11, 2026

tech

TICK'D: I Built a To-Do App That Lies to Me Because My Brain Cannot Be Trusted

January 10, 2026

tabletop

Daggerheart, Old Friends, and Frog People

January 9, 2026

tech

I Made a Screensaver Because I Miss the 90s

January 8, 2026

personal

In Praise of Angela Lansbury's Maine Accent and 45-Minute Justice

January 7, 2026

dylan's blog

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Sweetums — Sometimes The Monster Just Wants To Belong

THE BANJO DOESN'T CARE IF YOU'RE GOOD AT IT

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Camilla the Chicken — Love Doesn't Need To Make Sense To Anyone But You

THERE'S A YARN SHOP IN A VACUUM STORE AND I HAVE THINGS TO TELL YOU

THE BOT WORKED PERFECTLY (Except For The Part Where It Didn't)

THE DERELICT ANKLE SAGA: The ankle is healing!!!

Neon + Chrome: Take Two

THREE CATS, ZERO REGRETS: A Love Letter to My Furry Overlords

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Wembley Fraggle — Indecision Is Just Seeing All The Beauty In The World At Once

I AM A TEA SNOB AND I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE (Except for the Lipton. I Should Probably Apologize for the Lipton.)

TICK'D: I Built a To-Do App That Lies to Me Because My Brain Cannot Be Trusted

Daggerheart, Old Friends, and Frog People

I Made a Screensaver Because I Miss the 90s

In Praise of Angela Lansbury's Maine Accent and 45-Minute Justice

Frozen Dough Balls and the Secret to Fresh Cookies Every Night

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Beauregard — He Was There The Whole Time And That Says Something About All Of Us

NOBODY ASKED FOR A PRINT SHOP REVIVAL BUT HERE IT IS

THEY CALLED ME PARANOID. THEY CALLED ME OBSESSED. THEY DIDN'T CALL ME WHEN THE ORCAS STARTED SINKING BOATS.

THE DERELICT ANKLE SAGA CONTINUES: Now With Integra and a Birthday Skin Graft

I FOUND THERAPY ON A PROCEDURALLY GENERATED WATER PLANET AND I'M NOT EVEN EMBARRASSED

DO THE SPRUE: A New Year's Reckoning With 500 Unbuilt Miniatures

SAVE EARLY, SAVE OFTEN: How I Turned My Blog Into a Sierra Game (And All the Ways It Went Wrong First)

One Pan To Rule Them All, And In My Stomach Bind Them

I Used 1980s Terminal Art to Design a Video Game