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THE BANJO DOESN'T CARE IF YOU'RE GOOD AT IT

January 20, 2026

I have a Deering Goodtime hanging on my wall. It’s a five-string, open-back banjo, and it’s been waiting for me to pick it back up for longer than I’d like to admit. I’ve taken …

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Camilla the Chicken — Love Doesn't Need To Make Sense To Anyone But You

January 19, 2026

travel

THERE'S A YARN SHOP IN A VACUUM STORE AND I HAVE THINGS TO TELL YOU

January 17, 2026

tech

THE BOT WORKED PERFECTLY (Except For The Part Where It Didn't)

January 16, 2026

health

THE DERELICT ANKLE SAGA: The ankle is healing!!!

January 15, 2026

gaming

Neon + Chrome: Take Two

January 14, 2026

pets

THREE CATS, ZERO REGRETS: A Love Letter to My Furry Overlords

January 13, 2026

personal

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Wembley Fraggle — Indecision Is Just Seeing All The Beauty In The World At Once

January 12, 2026

personal

I AM A TEA SNOB AND I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE (Except for the Lipton. I Should Probably Apologize for the Lipton.)

January 11, 2026

tech

TICK'D: I Built a To-Do App That Lies to Me Because My Brain Cannot Be Trusted

January 10, 2026

tabletop

Daggerheart, Old Friends, and Frog People

January 9, 2026

tech

I Made a Screensaver Because I Miss the 90s

January 8, 2026

personal

In Praise of Angela Lansbury's Maine Accent and 45-Minute Justice

January 7, 2026

THE BANJO DOESN'T CARE IF YOU'RE GOOD AT IT

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Camilla the Chicken — Love Doesn't Need To Make Sense To Anyone But You

THERE'S A YARN SHOP IN A VACUUM STORE AND I HAVE THINGS TO TELL YOU

THE BOT WORKED PERFECTLY (Except For The Part Where It Didn't)

THE DERELICT ANKLE SAGA: The ankle is healing!!!

Neon + Chrome: Take Two

THREE CATS, ZERO REGRETS: A Love Letter to My Furry Overlords

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Wembley Fraggle — Indecision Is Just Seeing All The Beauty In The World At Once

I AM A TEA SNOB AND I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE (Except for the Lipton. I Should Probably Apologize for the Lipton.)

TICK'D: I Built a To-Do App That Lies to Me Because My Brain Cannot Be Trusted

Daggerheart, Old Friends, and Frog People

I Made a Screensaver Because I Miss the 90s

In Praise of Angela Lansbury's Maine Accent and 45-Minute Justice

Frozen Dough Balls and the Secret to Fresh Cookies Every Night

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Beauregard — He Was There The Whole Time And That Says Something About All Of Us

NOBODY ASKED FOR A PRINT SHOP REVIVAL BUT HERE IT IS

THEY CALLED ME PARANOID. THEY CALLED ME OBSESSED. THEY DIDN'T CALL ME WHEN THE ORCAS STARTED SINKING BOATS.

THE DERELICT ANKLE SAGA CONTINUES: Now With Integra and a Birthday Skin Graft

I FOUND THERAPY ON A PROCEDURALLY GENERATED WATER PLANET AND I'M NOT EVEN EMBARRASSED

DO THE SPRUE: A New Year's Reckoning With 500 Unbuilt Miniatures

SAVE EARLY, SAVE OFTEN: How I Turned My Blog Into a Sierra Game (And All the Ways It Went Wrong First)

One Pan To Rule Them All, And In My Stomach Bind Them

I Used 1980s Terminal Art to Design a Video Game

When Customer Service Is Your Best Healthcare Option