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I Can No Longer Sit on My Heels and This Is Apparently My Villain Origin Story

March 11, 2026

I have been trying to spend less time consuming the internet on weekends. This is harder than it sounds because the internet is right there and my brain is the way that it is. But on the weekends …

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personal

THE CROSSWORD IS ALWAYS A CLUE AND I AM ALWAYS A FOOL FOR HALLMARK MYSTERIES

March 10, 2026

personal

Jim Henson Wanted to End War with Puppets and Honestly He Might Have Been Onto Something

March 9, 2026

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MUPPET OF THE WEEK: The Newsman — The Universe Punishes Professionalism

March 9, 2026

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I SELECTED ALL AND HIT ARCHIVE AND HONESTLY IT WAS THE BEST THING I EVER DID

March 8, 2026

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SMALL BUSINESS IS HARD AND ENTERPRISE PRICING IS MAKING IT HARDER AND I CHOSE THIS ON PURPOSE

March 7, 2026

clowning

THE CLOWN-TO-TECH PIPELINE IS REAL AND I AM THE EVIDENCE

March 6, 2026

personal

Evil Will Always Turn In Upon Itself. I Just Wish It Would Hurry Up.

March 5, 2026

adhd

MY BRAIN IS A BROWSER WITH 400 TABS OPEN AND SOMEHOW I BUILT A BUSINESS OUT OF THE ONE THAT WAS

March 5, 2026

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MY BUSINESS PARTNER IS A WORLD CHAMPION YO-YO PLAYER AND WE HAVE NEVER MET IN REAL LIFE

March 4, 2026