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THE BOT WORKED PERFECTLY (Except For The Part Where It Didn't)

January 16, 2026

We soft-launched Nervous To-dos this week. If you missed it, it’s a Discord bot that turns your server into a GTD-style productivity system. Drop tasks in natural language, get them routed to …

THE BOT WORKED PERFECTLY (Except For The Part Where It Didn't)

THE DERELICT ANKLE SAGA: The ankle is healing!!!

Neon + Chrome: Take Two

THREE CATS, ZERO REGRETS: A Love Letter to My Furry Overlords

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Wembley Fraggle — Indecision Is Just Seeing All The Beauty In The World At Once

I AM A TEA SNOB AND I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE (Except for the Lipton. I Should Probably Apologize for the Lipton.)

Neon + Chrome: Take Two

TICK'D: I Built a To-Do App That Lies to Me Because My Brain Cannot Be Trusted

Daggerheart, Old Friends, and Frog People

I Made a Screensaver Because I Miss the 90s

In Praise of Angela Lansbury's Maine Accent and 45-Minute Justice

Frozen Dough Balls and the Secret to Fresh Cookies Every Night

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Beauregard — He Was There The Whole Time And That Says Something About All Of Us

NOBODY ASKED FOR A PRINT SHOP REVIVAL BUT HERE IT IS

THEY CALLED ME PARANOID. THEY CALLED ME OBSESSED. THEY DIDN'T CALL ME WHEN THE ORCAS STARTED SINKING BOATS.

THE DERELICT ANKLE SAGA CONTINUES: Now With Integra and a Birthday Skin Graft

I FOUND THERAPY ON A PROCEDURALLY GENERATED WATER PLANET AND I'M NOT EVEN EMBARRASSED

DO THE SPRUE: A New Year's Reckoning With 500 Unbuilt Miniatures

SAVE EARLY, SAVE OFTEN: How I Turned My Blog Into a Sierra Game (And All the Ways It Went Wrong First)

One Pan To Rule Them All, And In My Stomach Bind Them

I Used 1980s Terminal Art to Design a Video Game

When Customer Service Is Your Best Healthcare Option

A Measured and Reasonable Analysis of Blood Bowl Third Edition by Someone Who Will Never Stop Playing Halflings

It's Not Vibe Coding, It's Choose Your Own Adventure Coding (Turn to Page 47 to Add More Cats)