I’m Dylan. I’m three chaos goblins in a trenchcoat pretending to be a functioning adult. I build websites that look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game had a fever dream and threw up on your screen. You’re welcome.

I’m married to Sarah, who is a saint for tolerating the fact that I once earnestly asked “Are s’mores paninis?” and expected a real answer. We have three cats: Frank, Ramona, and Jeff. Yes, Frank. He knows what he did.

What I Do:

I’m a creative technologist, which is fancy talk for “I make computers do weird things and sometimes get paid for it.” I write about:

• Vibe Coding – It’s like coding but you feel it in your bones
• AI stuff – Teaching robots to be funnier than me (low bar, they’re winning)
• Baking – Will absolutely put things in an oven that should not go in an oven
• Books – I read them. With my eyes. Like a scholar.
• Puppets – I make them, because of course I do.
• Warhammer – My painted toys will probably lose to your painted toys.

This Website Is Unhinged

You may have noticed this blog has:

• A cat named Ramona who just… walks around. She lives here now. (Yes, the real Ramona. She demanded digital representation.)(Also Frank is a cyberpunk and Jeff is a cozy cabin type of guy.)
• Weather effects because WHY NOT
• A Chaos Mode that does exactly what it sounds like
• Themes including but not limited to: Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Cyberpunk, Cabin, and more
• An actual achievement system because your visit should be GAMIFIED. Did you find them all?

Is this necessary? Absolutely not. Is it glorious? Look around you.

Say Hi!

I genuinely love hearing from people! Whether you want to talk about weird web experiments, debate the panini-ness of various foods, or just say hello – my inbox is open and I promise I’m friendlier than this page makes me sound.

Find me wherever chaos goblins congregate. Or just email me. That works too.