Real Estate is so hot right now

I was cruising the internet and came across this article about a guy who has claimed ownership of the moon and all of the planets. This wasn’t the first I had heard about this however. A couple of years ago my smart ass brother and his friends read about this guy and so they staked a claim on the sun. They are now the owners of the ultimate energy source in the solar system and are selling stakes in that energy source.

So buy some today and support a worthy cause, don’t by land on planets from some greedy bastard, buy energy from a bunch of nerds.