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tabletop

DO THE SPRUE UPDATE: 90 Down, 410 to Go, Zero Glue Remaining

March 3, 2026

Two months ago I declared war on my pile of shame. Five hundred unbuilt miniatures. A plastic pension fund. I made rules. I made a plan. I invited you to hold me accountable. Here’s the report. …

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personal

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Sprocket — The Loneliness Of Knowing Something Nobody Else Believes

March 2, 2026

reading

THE BODY COUNT IS STAGGERING BUT PLEASE TRY THE SCONES

March 1, 2026

music

HE HAD 30 YEARS AND A MUSTACHE AND HE WROTE EVERY SONG THAT MATTERS

February 28, 2026

personal

THEY JUMPED THE MOSASAUR: A Loving and Only Slightly Disappointed History of Me Watching Dinosaurs Eat People

February 27, 2026

tech

THE ROBOT WAS SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU CARRY THE THING, NOT REPLACE YOU AND CARRY THE THING BADLY

February 26, 2026

music

I AM A 45-YEAR-OLD MAN AND MY MOST PLAYED ARTIST IS TAYLOR SWIFT AND I WILL NOT BE TAKING QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME

February 25, 2026

tabletop

SOMEONE SAT DOWN AND DESIGNED THIS WITH DICE AND CARDBOARD AND A DREAM

February 24, 2026

personal

MUPPET OF THE WEEK: Yolanda Rat — The Queen Of Saying What Everyone Else Is Thinking

February 23, 2026

cooking

THE MACARON IS THE PERFECT COOKIE AND I WILL NOT BE DEBATING THIS

February 22, 2026